h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahhh. but all good things must come to an end..and now it's Monday

Thanx for the welcome. I'm ashamed to admit that in this age of technology I'm one of the computer illiterate so if I don't seem to be with it sometimes it means that my children are busy elsewhere. Have a nice day.

Well we'll try to help when we can

Unfortunately, some of us (I say "some of us" I mean "me" ) aren't really techno savvy either

Fotunately, some of us are...

I design computer systems at w*rk, and use the things for high-level analysis, and I still don't have a clue how these machines actually do whatever it is that they do... *shrug*

any second now someone will make a random coment

Hmmm, well the only Random I can recall is a cat... so the comment would probably be: Meow.

An elephant ate my shoe. I've been limping around this morning like that "My Son John" dude, with one shoe off and the other shoe on.
(Was that random enough?)

in wesex therte was a bnoy names rodger who lived in a house made compley ofr cherse, only on wensdayds did he see the sky nd on evey thrusday it rained lemonaid.

There was once a man obsessed with eating flies by catching them with his chopsticks. He was inspired by Mr Miyagi from the Karate Kid, and now he does it all the time, just to prove that he can.

I've never felt so normal in my life

...has anyone seen my singing, dancing frog ??

*runs off in search of frog*

Here froggy, froggy froggy..........










Thud











I have purple hair! Ha

I think I found your frog.
Is his name Kermit?

His name is Crispian

He sings "somewhere over the rainbow"...and when he gets he does a stirring rendition of the Beatles' "Why don't we do it in the road?"

aaaawwwwww isn't that sweet

He's a pretty sweet frog...not as sweet as a Freddo though...

....mmmm...Freddo frog....

*remembers that Crispian may be listening*

Not that I'd eat a *real* frog though - I'm a vegetarian

(apologies to Crispian)

You don't eat the whole frog, just it's legs...And they look really cute with those little crutches to get around on.

Or, as we call them....a hobbled ribbit

(ok, we don't call them that, I just made it up...but I will call them that from now on !)

Call them Hobbits...

Well that would be quicker, wouldn't it ???