h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We'll have a drink (or 6) for you Rod.

*finally* added this to the page - someone might like to tell shazz about it so it can go in the post or something

*jealous of all the sydney-siders*

*hugs for Cafram*

Mebbe we should start a collection plate. The "Get Cafram to Sydney for a p**s up" Fund...

*snickers then keels over, coughing her lungs up*
Sydney makes me sick. Bleh.

In the immortal words of Frenzal Rhomb:

Can't drink the water in Sydney, can't eat the food in Japan, can't breathe the air in Los Angeles though a million people think they can...

You can too drink the water in Sydney, now. There's no more Giardia..*snickers*

As opposed to Adelaide, where you allegedly _eat_ the water.

mmm.....chunky

Cafram, would you like me to send some clean, clear, cool, New Zealand water I recently distilled from a handy glacier?

mmm....glacier water

T'ain't nothing wrong with edible water. Provides you with lots of fibre and roughage. (oh no, we're hijacking the thread again!)

Cafram, are you going to be petrolhead groupie at the Aussie grand prix today?

Put your money on a McLaren car to win. (The cars are named after Bruce McLaren. He was a successful Kiwi race driver)

No, no petrolheadedness for me - I cooked greasy sausages instead

Wasn't it cryptosporidium>

Answers - select the one that applies

Cafram - Linda has already put it on the announcements page of this week's Post

Cheesecake - if you've got a chesty cough get yourself some seneca and ammonia (senamon) from the chemist - no prescription needed - it's an old fashioned semi-natural medicine - take 40 mls to start with a glass of water afterwards and then 20mls every 4 hrs. It won't react with any other medication, doesn't make you drowsy and it really works - I've taken it for bronchitis for years - if you've got a nagging cough take 2 drops of eucalyptus oil on a spoonful of sugar - stops the cough for about 3 hrs. WARNING: The senamon tastes FOUL - our kids call it elephant's p*ss

SMoB - Crypto AND Giardia last time - but the germs went away - I think they got scared by the air pollution

I've had Senamon before *hides under her couchoggoth and trembles* Scary, scary stuff, even for me. I'll get over it eventually but. I always do *sniggles* I just gotta find some friends who aren't smokers.

Surely Feisor, if you've been taking it for twenty years and it hasn't work yet, it might be time to try something new..

Cheesecake, try Friars Balsaam, also tastes awful but I swear by it for my bronchitis.

See you on 13/4, hope you can come PB(SMoB)

s to all

Cheesecake - "I've had Senamon before *hides under her couchoggoth and trembles* Scary, scary stuff," - yep!! That's the stuff!!


Platpus - oh it works ok - no self-respecting germ would have anything to do with it

Getting better already just talking about it. That's how good Senamon is! *why does it sound like a demented pokemon though?*

I see, in the grand tradition of the gold medal winning speed skater, the Aussie Grand Prix driver who came fifth on Sunday (because all the best cars and drivers crashed), is being hailed as a modern-day hero.

I still stand by my statement that sports people aren't heroes. They pursue a hobby as their career. Hardly worthy of hero-ism.

Very sage Cheese I agree, alas, the braindead Aussie media doesn't.