A Conversation for The h2g2 Kangaroo Court
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 23, 2001
* wonders why the judge isn't saying anything, and why the witness and the defendant seem to have become insubstantial and hazy *
Is this some kind of new dieting program? Or is there someone up in the public gallery casting spells?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 24, 2001
Well i call it a surrealist sausage because it looked like a giraffe in a jacuzzi and it clearly went wibble.
Any way I thought this case centred on sandwiches?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 24, 2001
Of which I've already confessed I ate two of the egg mayonnaise variety... and no more than two!
Anyone who eats more than two of those could risk getting egg-bound! 
shazz 
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 24, 2001
Hmm... well I have considered the evidence and am prepared to declare my verdict. 
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 25, 2001
*Ohh Waits with baited breathe, take another 
from his pocket.*
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 25, 2001
But wait I haven't told you about the marzipan ducks yet...!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 25, 2001
Shouts from the gallery "What about the marzipan ducks?"
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 25, 2001
*points at Shazz*
It was her, she did it!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 25, 2001
*There is an audible gasp from the gallery, Gedge reaches down to pick up his that he dropped in shock*
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 25, 2001
* senses a possible disruption of the order of the court *
Silence for the testimony!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 26, 2001
SHHHHHHHH
*looks around but there's only Gedge making any noise*
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 26, 2001
There were 8 of the little things, and then when I looked back there were only two!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 26, 2001
Marzipan Ducks???!!!
What Marzipan Ducks???
I've never seen a Marzipan Duck in my life... I do, however, have pictures proving that there was a certain amount of Duck Abuse during the course of the day!
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jul 26, 2001
*fascinated (and wondering what the 
are marzipan ducks?) settles down with a 
and 
and waits patiently*
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 26, 2001
Hehe 
I'd loved to know that also Feisor! 
*Grabs 
and declines sandwich offered by the usher... waits for the next onslaught*
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 26, 2001
* checks through the court rules to see if topic drift is allowed *
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Oct 12, 2001
* wonders why everyone's fallen eerily silent *
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- 82: Abi (Jul 24, 2001)
- 83: shazzPRME (Jul 24, 2001)
- 84: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 24, 2001)
- 85: Gedge :-) (Jul 25, 2001)
- 86: Abi (Jul 25, 2001)
- 87: Gedge :-) (Jul 25, 2001)
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