A Conversation for The h2g2 Kangaroo Court
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 14, 2001
They aren't outside, your honour.
* he closes the door and takes up his position behind the dock *
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 15, 2001
*Shazz helps herself to another 
and the 
she found lying around unattended*
This trial is turning in to a fiasco! How long will I be stuck here Your Honour? 
shazz 
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 15, 2001
*hands you a newspaper*
Until I find a witness to say you're guilty. This is a kangeroo court after all.
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 15, 2001
*Reads newspaper*
Fair enough! 
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 15, 2001
Hmm... Gaoler, want to play some cards?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 15, 2001
*shuffles cards*
What shall we play?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 17, 2001
*
s in, slips on a 
and goes sliding across the courtroom*
Sorry I am laaaahayyyyyyyyyyyyyyarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*lands in crumpled heap next to the witness box*
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 17, 2001
Ahah!
*Puts down newspaper and rises to her feet once more*
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 17, 2001
Gaoler, help her up please. Thanks 
Now, Abi.. your full and legal h2g2 name please. This is for the stenographer. Oh, and any aliases you have.
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 17, 2001
* helps Abi into the witness box, sees her safely ensconced in a comfortable armchair and makes sure that the 
are fresh *
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 18, 2001
You want all my aliases?
Crikey! My full name is Abigail Whoops! Damn she's fallen in the font! Shall I call a doctor? No I think it would be illegal to hold her head under Mrs Sawyer Sawyer.
My aliases are well known to the Police.
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 18, 2001
What a wonderful witness M'lud! 
I am really looking forward to hearing the evidence!
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jul 18, 2001
*waits with interest*
*starts to nail files*
Abi - are you a witness for the defence or the prosecution??
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 18, 2001
To be honest I can't remember - Just waiting for someone to ask me a question!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 18, 2001
This really is a slack court isn't it! 
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 18, 2001
Not as bad as next door, the defence, defendant and prosecution have all disappeared!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 18, 2001
Well in that case I'll get back to reading the paper then... although I have only the advertisments left that I haven't already looked at about three times! 
Got any interesting books with you Abi?
shazz
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The Case of the missing Sandwiches
- 41: MaW (Jul 14, 2001)
- 42: shazzPRME (Jul 15, 2001)
- 43: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 15, 2001)
- 44: shazzPRME (Jul 15, 2001)
- 45: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 15, 2001)
- 46: MaW (Jul 15, 2001)
- 47: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 15, 2001)
- 48: MaW (Jul 16, 2001)
- 49: Abi (Jul 17, 2001)
- 50: shazzPRME (Jul 17, 2001)
- 51: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 17, 2001)
- 52: MaW (Jul 17, 2001)
- 53: Abi (Jul 18, 2001)
- 54: shazzPRME (Jul 18, 2001)
- 55: Abi (Jul 18, 2001)
- 56: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jul 18, 2001)
- 57: Abi (Jul 18, 2001)
- 58: shazzPRME (Jul 18, 2001)
- 59: Abi (Jul 18, 2001)
- 60: shazzPRME (Jul 18, 2001)
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