A Conversation for The h2g2 Kangaroo Court
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 18, 2001
No but I have just sent you an email you might want to read! 
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 18, 2001
* gets out big stick to threaten the judge with *
Get on with it!!!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 18, 2001
Ok ok ok...
*stands up, steps out of his bench and walks around to the witness stand*
Miss Abigail, how would you describe your relationship to the defendent?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 19, 2001
Objection!
Prosecution is leading the witness!
shazz 
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 19, 2001
No talking when the judge is questioning a witness!
Unless you're the witness, of course.
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 19, 2001
I have known the defendant for some 18 months and during that time her need for food has been minimal.
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 19, 2001
Did she eat anything on the evening in question?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 19, 2001
Was it a big sausage?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jul 20, 2001
::interjecting from the gallery::
Did she have any "tarts" ??? 
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
shazzPRME Posted Jul 20, 2001
As I am standing trial in THIS court, I don't see how I can be associated with the debacle going on the court next door.
The sausage wasn't THAT big Abi... I would have called it minimalist. 
shazz
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Abi Posted Jul 20, 2001
It looked more surrealist to me! 
(Shazz can you email me the URL for Pasteys party pics! Thanks)
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 20, 2001
*rushes in from the other courtroom*
missed any of the action yet, has the judge put the black cap on yet, I do like a good hanging.
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 20, 2001
* throws Gedge bodily into the public gallery *
No talking when the judge wishes to speak!
* glares at Feisor *
That goes for you, too!
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) Posted Jul 20, 2001
*glares at the court*
You described the sausage as surrealist, care to elaborate?
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 21, 2001
* after sit quiet for 13 hours wonders if it's ok to say something now*
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
MaW Posted Jul 22, 2001
* transmits the sense that it most certainly isn't! *
The Case of the missing Sandwiches
Gedge :-) Posted Jul 23, 2001
*twiddles thumbs in anticipation of anything happening then pulls a full 
from coat pocket*
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The Case of the missing Sandwiches
- 61: Abi (Jul 18, 2001)
- 62: MaW (Jul 18, 2001)
- 63: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 18, 2001)
- 64: shazzPRME (Jul 19, 2001)
- 65: MaW (Jul 19, 2001)
- 66: Abi (Jul 19, 2001)
- 67: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 19, 2001)
- 68: Abi (Jul 19, 2001)
- 69: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 19, 2001)
- 70: Abi (Jul 20, 2001)
- 71: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jul 20, 2001)
- 72: Abi (Jul 20, 2001)
- 73: shazzPRME (Jul 20, 2001)
- 74: Abi (Jul 20, 2001)
- 75: Gedge :-) (Jul 20, 2001)
- 76: MaW (Jul 20, 2001)
- 77: Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming) (Jul 20, 2001)
- 78: Gedge :-) (Jul 21, 2001)
- 79: MaW (Jul 22, 2001)
- 80: Gedge :-) (Jul 23, 2001)
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