A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 15, 2009
*carves a pretty new sign saying
*~* Shagbark *~*
-Special Branch-
and hangs it on the door*
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 15, 2009
you're not calling ole Shaggy 'speshul' are you Robyn?
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 15, 2009
As if I would be so cruel.
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shagbark Posted Sep 16, 2009
walks in and notes new sigg 
I guess this old tree has a fan.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 16, 2009
well, i aint gonna turn any leafs 
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shagbark Posted Oct 3, 2009
shagbark arrives with some wood polish and polishes sign. He goes inside to watch a video.
Behind the woodwork
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Oct 3, 2009
* a knock is heard on the woodwork*
for Shagbark!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 4, 2009
impressive! you administer all kinds of medicine, don't you
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shagbark Posted Oct 5, 2009
Shagbark pulls blowtorch out from under cot and uses it to warm his
accidentally singes wrist. Turns off torch.
Youch. Puts Ice pack on wrist and drinks
Behind the woodwork
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Oct 5, 2009
that sounds like it really came keen Shagbark! But if it gets too bad, we can always remove the wrist and fit you with a proper hook 
Behind the woodwork
shagbark Posted Oct 5, 2009
keep your hooks to yourself doc. Next time I think I will go to the bar for my capp.
Behind the woodwork
shagbark Posted Oct 5, 2009
by the way did you get rid of that doc that was working on Sven?
Behind the woodwork
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Oct 5, 2009
I think I may have overdone the dosage of tranquillisers I used on the poor little bloke - he may come back to life I suppose!
Behind the woodwork
shagbark Posted Nov 5, 2009
enters chamber and places cutlass in stand. Plops on bed and falls fast asleep. 
OOOOG 
. OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG . OOOOG .
Behind the woodwork
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Nov 5, 2009
*sneaks down corridor with a vacuum cleaner and a timer plug, sets timer for 'some unbodly hour' and plugs into socket just outside Shag's room...*
*sneaks away again sniggering quietly*
Behind the woodwork
shagbark Posted Nov 10, 2009
shagbark grabs vacuum cleaneer and feeds it into his shredder
An ungodly shrieking is heard as the machine is reduced to small strips of metal and cloth.
Behind the woodwork
shagbark Posted Nov 10, 2009
shagbark grabs galley slave to dispose of cleaner
Rest in Pieces and may you end up on the floor of the Mediterranean.
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Nov 10, 2009
Sven appears at the sound of the shrieking - takes out his broom and sweeps up the remaining bits and pieces.
Behind the woodwork
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Nov 10, 2009
M'ning shag...
*saunters past*
Key: Complain about this post
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- 21: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Sep 15, 2009)
- 22: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 15, 2009)
- 23: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Sep 15, 2009)
- 24: shagbark (Sep 16, 2009)
- 25: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 16, 2009)
- 26: shagbark (Oct 3, 2009)
- 27: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Oct 3, 2009)
- 28: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 4, 2009)
- 29: shagbark (Oct 5, 2009)
- 30: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Oct 5, 2009)
- 31: shagbark (Oct 5, 2009)
- 32: shagbark (Oct 5, 2009)
- 33: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Oct 5, 2009)
- 34: shagbark (Nov 5, 2009)
- 35: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Nov 5, 2009)
- 36: shagbark (Nov 10, 2009)
- 37: shagbark (Nov 10, 2009)
- 38: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Nov 10, 2009)
- 39: Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune (Nov 10, 2009)
- 40: shagbark (Nov 11, 2009)
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