A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 19, 2009
*Tidies and dust the Consulting Room reception area - plumps up the cushions - rearranges "Pirate Ship Monthly" "Blunderbuss and Cutlass Review" "Buccaneer Fashion" on the coffee table*
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day - so we may have visitors!
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VoodooShackLady Posted Sep 19, 2009
...heavy crates and ornate trunks begin to appear, carried by an array of small devious beasts of unknown origin...
...a delicate clinking suggests careful transit of many jars...
...the onlooking 
marvels at the number of boxes which seem to be labelled Boots, Hats or Fabulous Shoes...
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 19, 2009
Svenlana appears and is entranced by the appearance of this new ship's passenger. S/He follows Voodoo round with a starry gaze, s/he has found a new role model.
S/he helps Voodoo stow all her belongings carefully in the newly prepared guest suite.
Dr Feelgood 
writes a note in her diary to remind her to introduce Voodoo to Pierce the 
Captain
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Sep 19, 2009
*goes to slip the Captain some garlic and chicken feet*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 19, 2009
a voodoo priestess? 
sure, why not. we can use all the help we can get 
welcome voodoo, make yourself at home 
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VoodooShackLady Posted Sep 20, 2009
...kind welcome of the noble Captain is received with thanks, and it be announced indeed that the lady of the shack is pleased with the guest cabin which shall henceforth be known as cabinshack...
...it also be announced (aye) that the diverse services of the lady of the shack shall be available to the Captain at all hours, saving only those hours during which the lady cannot be found, or cannot be bothered...
...also this week only on special offer: nosehair repellent with convenient gel stick applicator... get yours now at the cabinshack...
... 
...
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 20, 2009
I bow to the great and wondrous Voodoo 
eek, the floors a bit slippy here...
Svenlana, get yourself over here and scrub these decks before anyone else has an accident.
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 20, 2009
*peeks inside the CabinShack and carefully notes any little jars
and potions now festooning the shelving*
one of Captain Pierce's 42 black 
panthers seems to have been reduced in size and is curled up and purring by the mystical cauldron 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 20, 2009
ah, good, nothing out of the ordinary then
*leaves complimentary 
and 
-blood*
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VoodooShackLady Posted Sep 22, 2009
... ...
...sudden arrival sparks a frenzy of flapping from various winged beasts which are invisible to the human eye but ever-lurking nontheless...
...what a beautiful display of gifts! indeed we be pleased... apologies for the reek of burning around the cabinshack... when faced with excessive paperwork it is often necessary to deal with it all in one go...
...and now for a drinky...
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 22, 2009
*wafts blue smoke out of port hole*
settles down on leather sofa and enjoys 
with Voodoo.
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The Doc Posted Sep 22, 2009
*Peers in through a porthole after being conned into walking the plank*
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 22, 2009
*throws Cap'n Black a dry towel*
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The Doc Posted Sep 22, 2009
*Splosh*
AAAAaaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Splosh
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 22, 2009
never mind try this 
lifebelt, and then come aboard and have some grog 
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Sep 22, 2009
Sombody mention grog ?
I could feel damp if that's a prerequisite for good grog
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Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Sep 22, 2009
no need to sweat it nsb-eagle, here have some ship's rations 
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Not-so-bald-eagle Posted Sep 22, 2009
Sweat !
Animals sweat, men perspire..... but ladies only glow
°°°°And if THAT doesn't increase my rum ration what will°°°°
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- 361: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 19, 2009)
- 362: VoodooShackLady (Sep 19, 2009)
- 363: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 19, 2009)
- 364: Not-so-bald-eagle (Sep 19, 2009)
- 365: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 19, 2009)
- 366: VoodooShackLady (Sep 20, 2009)
- 367: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 20, 2009)
- 368: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 20, 2009)
- 369: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Sep 20, 2009)
- 370: VoodooShackLady (Sep 22, 2009)
- 371: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 22, 2009)
- 372: The Doc (Sep 22, 2009)
- 373: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 22, 2009)
- 374: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 22, 2009)
- 375: The Doc (Sep 22, 2009)
- 376: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 22, 2009)
- 377: Not-so-bald-eagle (Sep 22, 2009)
- 378: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 22, 2009)
- 379: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Sep 22, 2009)
- 380: Not-so-bald-eagle (Sep 22, 2009)
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