h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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The lack of ill health amongst the crew members have caused the Consulting Rooms to be used only as a retreat for the Doctor. During the day she takes some sun, on her private balcony. At night she may be heard listening to some smooth jazz whilst typing her memoirs.


She opens the cabin door and straightens the notice

*Dr Feelgood - Private Consultant*
*No Appointment Necessary*

Hello Doc! Been busy?

No - very lazy in fact. *shows Robyn the tan lines*

Ooh! Good work! gonna change your name to Lazybaby?

I knew a man once (a lover of a friend of mine) who had a fascination for 'white bits'... I've never heard of it before but apparently he had a real *thing* for them...

did you know that Laze or Tan in an anagram of Lanzarote?

Nothing ever happens fast here. I like my white bits - they show me how brown I am. (not very as I am quite fair) I still look pale compared to most people here, but I refuse to lie in the sun all day until I turn leathery.

Damn those anagrams!

Us ghosts never get a tan.

Bah, you're not trying hard enough

its wearing that head to toe white sheet that does it -

i like white bits too

but i am not obsessed

it's just that the white bits accentuate nudity

Is *that* what it is? Ahhh!

Well, I'm ALL white bits!

Look, I showed Robyn, in the interests of science, and the fact that she's a girl. But no-one else gets to see

noodles

* Runs in, closes portholes, lashes down cushions, battens down hatches, locks up medicine cupboard, turns off lights, empties hot tub, packs away crystal ware,

Not that I'm worried about levitating The Blood mind you

Shagbark comes a knocking. How come everything is dark here.
I was going to tell the doctor that I think I have been sleep walking again.
What should I do about it?

Do you still have the that I prescribed for your head? And sleep in a life preserver?

I also seem to remember some rather loud bangs the other night - Was that you playing with the cannons again?

I think it was- I woke up with gunpowder residue on my hands.

Shagbark nods off again

*borrows a nsdw to tail Shagbark*