h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The rude people have some kind of agenda that I haven't figured out yet. Jaz'd was the ACE who initially greeted Ladye Seagull, so I might talk to Jaz'd about it.

Ladye S is just a sock puppet for another person who has odd ideas about online behavior. I was stalked for a while myself before I figured it out.

yeah, well, they will regret their behaviour, when they have walked the plank. after all the ship is still hovering high over a desert

Really, she's mostly harmless. She'd probably burst into tears if you dumped her in the desert.
Poor soul, she was abandoned to a desert island where she lived for dozens of years on palm tree fronds and evaporated sea water. I'm not shocked...

burst into tears? after dropping from this height she will just burst. period

oh well, i am a soft hearted old fart, as you well know, so let's be patient for a while.

at least for the time being. i have a , a dozen and a few bottles of to digest before i join the riverdance

Thanks for your hospitality, Pierce.
I like to visit the bridge once in a while for Kes's witticisms. He's quite talented.

indeed he is. in many ways

sometimes i wonder if he chose the right career, though. seeing him plotting a course is usually a - well - er - unusual event

but on the other hand: we always get to where we want to go

What if we want to go down the primrose path? Would the ship fit?

more likely our Captain would steal the Primrose path and stick it in one of the berths

His plotting always looks good to me. Especially when he's plotting how to steal a chocolate cake.

I hope he steals a big cake, so all of us can have pieces.

"but on the other hand: we always get to where we want to go"

Shouldn't that read, on the left hand and down a bit: ??

*cuts the with his left hand and downs a bit *

shagbark downs a bit too

*By radio, from the bridge*

Recall the liberty boats! About to set course for Burgundy!

great, i'm all for a good cause

I'll drink to that.

we might as well empty a few casks of burgundy now - seeing that we will have the chance to restock shortly