A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 17, 2005
Girls with brown lipstick are always admired.
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Researcher 825122 Posted Jan 18, 2005
Ah, I've got this terrible itch!
That's nonsense. It all depends on the colour of the eyes, hair, complexion, age, and the dress someone is wearing.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 18, 2005
firs and foremost it depends on wether she's 37C+ and breething
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Karvarii Posted Jan 18, 2005
well, she might look nice in pale blue if she doesn't seem to be breathing 
very natural, indeed
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 18, 2005
*looks down at his chest*
*wonders if it's ample*
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Researcher 825122 Posted Jan 18, 2005
Perhaps the winners of the best dressed male should be awarded either the A, B or C-cup.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 19, 2005
I refuse to wear a cup. 'tis not manly. 
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 19, 2005
*gives Cal a 
leaving some of her ho red lipstick behind*
Poifect! 
though admittedly I prefer my men without breasts.. Now boys get into those kilts and prepare to get wet! 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 19, 2005
Today in my crossword puzzle I thought I saw a clue that said "Bowl of Violets", but it turned out ot be:
49 Bowl over
53 Violent public disorder
*prepares for moistness, especially around the crotch region*
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Researcher 825122 Posted Jan 19, 2005
I'm getting too old for these games. Gets up from one of the lower toadstools and leaves for a mushroom high.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 20, 2005
* wanders off to find some brown lipstick *
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 20, 2005
Light - it's your establishment. Will you do the honor and hose the contestants?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 21, 2005
I hope it'a not cold water!
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Batty_ACE Posted Jan 21, 2005
I wouldn't think so.. it's effect is generally counterproductive to the goals of a wet kilt contest..
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 21, 2005
So it's be a hose of gin, then?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jan 21, 2005
I would love to hose the contestants 
I had planned to use fizzy water but could make it something warmer if you would rather ...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jan 21, 2005
How about a few hot cappuccinos?
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Researcher 825122 Posted Jan 22, 2005
Third Prize ... goes to Cal, as best dressed male as female 
Hands over DD-cup to Cal. Holds up microphone to Cal. By the way, Cal, would you mind telling us if those are real?
Second Prize ... goes to Marjin, the archangel for best casual formal swimming trunk wear!!! Hands over 
And the First Prize goes to .... Ladies and Gentlemen, you're attention please .... Here comes the jury with the points they granted to the winner of the BEST DRESSED MALE COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!
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- 1661: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 17, 2005)
- 1662: Researcher 825122 (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1663: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1664: Karvarii (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1665: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1666: Researcher 825122 (Jan 18, 2005)
- 1667: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1668: Batty_ACE (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1669: Researcher 825122 (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1670: Kes (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1671: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1672: Researcher 825122 (Jan 19, 2005)
- 1673: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jan 20, 2005)
- 1674: Batty_ACE (Jan 20, 2005)
- 1675: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1676: Batty_ACE (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1677: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1678: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1679: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jan 21, 2005)
- 1680: Researcher 825122 (Jan 22, 2005)
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