h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*adds wall to the other side...*

You are telling us, that you don´t know where your is &???

*decides that avoidance may be a wise choice and wades onto the beach*

*checks streaming webcam on bluetooth pda of Hogsbreath*

Can't see Alec in cam view, but what is the bartender doing, cooking something?

*leaps ten feet in the air and then dives in*



sand bar...

*jumps in....missing the sandbar*

*swims*

it's warmer than Barton

er...best not to swim at night lizzy...

that's when the fish feed.

alec.

Actually I left my here on the beach. It was very similar to the one Cal has. Hmmm very similar indeed.

That is no excuse! See! My towel is ...er... right here

*adds a laundrybuilding at the righthand corner of the left wall...*

That it a stunning castle, Englander. I have some expertise in these things, the literal translation of my name is Castle White.

I think you might need a curtain wall and barbican to hold the sea back though . The tide is coming in rather fast!

Tide? You mean, there is really water in that sea?

*adds a tower in the middle, so that he can have a lookout for the sea...*

*relaxes in his beachchair, sipping an *

Awww Eng, that tower's blocking the moonlight!

It IS the moontower, you know

*slides his chair two feet to the right*

ahh... that's better... *sips *

Nips back to the Beerkeg to fetch a large spade, lets stick a trench in front of the castle, soo deep the sea won't reach the castle because of it

YES! Let us do that, and fill it with

*paddles in the sea and it still wondering what that bloke is doing in the Hogsbreath*

Alec, why don't you nip over there and wave at the webcam? Then you can tell me what he is doing. Is he cooking shellfish or something?

Careful with that trench, you don't want to go undermining the castle's foundations . I was planning on asking for a room in the Moontower.

Hi Caerwynn, sorry, i'm *actually* about 5hrs drive away, and my
filter won't let me onto the site for some reason (??)

It's probably shellfish or something completely inedible like that.

alec.

The trench shall span a thousand centimetres, be deeper than the tallest oaks are high and shall be 3 metres wide, not 2 or 4, 1 would be too narrow and 5 right out, 3 metres is the width and the width shall be 3 metres, so it has been said so it shall be done.
Sandcastles, the Book of Trenches 1:4-12

a castle!

*has a too*