A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 30, 2002
*puts on his tap shoes*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2002
*removes the umbrella stand and summons the pet cat*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 30, 2002
*hopes he's not gonna play the cat like the bongo's*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2002
*goes rumaging through desk for the resizor for Paul and the Piano*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2002
*brings Paul and piano up to normal size and locks the resizor back in the drawer*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 30, 2002
*wonders if he can pick the lock*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2002
What are you planning on doing with it, hmmm?
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 30, 2002
*jumps*
*hides lock picker in his pocket*
What?
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2002
My desk is pick-proof. It's got a Bixler on it and under the simulated wook is a titanium alloy.
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jun 30, 2002
Erm well
Thats nice for you
*gets out his extra superior alien lock picker*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 30, 2002
*opens the closet and brings out the big clown mallet*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 1, 2002
I wonder what a clown mallet is?
Is it a sign of mallets aforethought? 
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 1, 2002
A clown mallet is a large and colourful sledgehammer used by clowns and "people" in cartoons to cause injury that is funny.
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 3, 2002
:: hits backlog on its head with a regular mallet ::
i hereby declare this bizarre open 
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 4, 2002
*is confused*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 4, 2002
:: has another and washes it down with a ::
*you* are confused? what do you think i am after nearly a week of time travel?
say, is there anything to eat in this lunge? or should i head for the main mess. might as well, now that i think of it. haven't been there for ages.
see you
:: staggers out ::
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 4, 2002
*snaps the captain's pic as he steps on the mat and hangs it on the wall*
Cabin 11001001, Employee Lounge
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 12, 2002
*performs The Complete Works of William Shakespeare abridged*
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- 81: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 30, 2002)
- 82: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 83: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 30, 2002)
- 84: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 85: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 86: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 30, 2002)
- 87: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 88: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 30, 2002)
- 89: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 90: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jun 30, 2002)
- 91: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 92: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 30, 2002)
- 93: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 1, 2002)
- 94: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 1, 2002)
- 95: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 3, 2002)
- 96: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 4, 2002)
- 97: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 4, 2002)
- 98: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 4, 2002)
- 99: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jul 12, 2002)
- 100: Floh Fortuneswell (Jul 13, 2002)
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