h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, I'm willing to admit that not all tyrannosaurusses were elected democratically
I'm not sure if they should have been

why not? look what happened to bush and putin

You mean this: http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42332000/jpg/_42332248_bush_afp203b.jpg

now it's time to say goodnight

lovely nightgowns .. too bad about the guys

yeah, i never slept last night for thinking about them

that doesn't sound good .. you were thinking about bush? putin? and whatsisname? and you didn't sleep?

what can i say? i kept seeing them dressed in little boys pyjamas. not a pretty sight

oh, you poor .. you must feel terrible after a nightmare like that ..

Well at least they are wearing nightgowns, the alternative would have been far worse

ah yes, no doubt about that, but it was Pierce dreaming.. I cannot imagine him dreaming .. .. that

neither could i - until now

ah! so ... you .. oh dear, you must be desperate now..

it's okay, luv, i sedated myself with a variety of , and yesterday and passed out for several hours

so everything is back to normal? or .. close to that?

Well you don't know what else I'm going to say or show, I might share something else so disgusting or perverted that Pierce might never sleep again. Mwahahahahaha...although saying that I can't think of anything.

I know it's bottom of the barrel, but I'll make him cry with a picture of a brewery on fire: http://www.kare11.com/assetpool/images/0597191619_3-alarm-fire-250.jpg

i haven't seen anything as bad as this since one of the major cognac-stills blew up years ago (was it hennesy's can't remember)

all the in the nearby river died almost instantly

but what a beautiful death it must have been

and that's a disaster, Pierce?

a cognac still blowing up is a major disaster! I have problems sleeping if I only think about it

It will be fine, there are other cognac stills, it just means the price might have to be pushed up. Supply & demand and all that!