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...... wait for it...

* waits *

*climbs out from the *

Where's the party and could we do something about this thing here?

Welcome to shagbarks frosty Wassail stand on the Blood of the Zaphodistas.
Help yourself and remember we are s



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Ah good, that sounds much better.

*gets busy with line*

OOOoooooooOOooh..


tastes good ..

Is it me, or has that already had one too many?

Well, Admiral, after a couple cups of this brew , you won't
care if the tree is sideways . Now i've got to get back to working on the magic lights. Anybody seen the Captain?

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shagbark puts on the music
Here I come a wassailing aboard this pirate ship
Here we come a dancing there's many wires don't trip
love and joy come to you
And to you your wassail too

Good sdailing mate for a fine year Here I come a wassailing aboard this pirate ship
Here we come a dancing there's many wires don't trip
love and joy come to you
And to you your wassail too

Good sailing mate for a fine year
yes good sailing for a fine pirate year. musicalnote>musicalnote>

*Climbs down the rigging to the Foredeck*

Mmmmmmmm! Frozen Wassail! Happy Christmas!

thanks, shagbark

and

i have just decided that we will stop over at rick's cafe in casablanca for new years. it's been a while since i heard dooley wilson play 'it' again

on that note i wonder if i could ask you a favor, shagbark. seeing that i haven't had a man for some time would you be so kind and go to the tuxedo-hold and fetch me old midnight blue tux? you are in good time, so don't hurry.

maybe you would like one yourself? go ahead. The navigator and other officers might also be interested.

and maybe hati will provide us with carnations? i would like a blood red one to go with the colour of my tux.

as for the ladies i'm sure they don't need any dressing advices from me

Carnations? Are you sure you don't want something carnivorous? Pitcher plants or something...

nah, they might bite my dance partners the weirdest places on new years eve

I thought those may fit better to you image...

ah! Casablanca .. of all the places ..

dress code is anything but a biting decorations? mmm...

you could join the conga-line, babette

or the chorus line

always wanted to see a dino do that

well.. let's see how we can surprise you

So there will be no Casablanca afterwards?