h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's a lovely idea.

denmark is famous among blue haired american ladies for its cherry

we export a lot of it

the rest is usually consumed by the winos down at the mall

Makes me curious.

I expect that cherry wine would be fine.

i expect that there is cherry wine and then there is cherry wine

But I trust you to find the good stuff, again and again.

i will check with my mates down at the mall

and then buy anything they didn't

You have malls in your country, too?

yeah, they're spreading like wildfire all over the globe, it would seem

Or like flu.

hm, yes, i believe the malls are good places to catch

their flu anyway

But as I am female, I probably have flu anyway.

this reminds me i should boil an egg or two for my morning which is long overdue

That late?!

You can't make without putting an egg in the cup? Fancy living there, buddy.

you've got a point there, paul

maybe this accounts for my high cholesterol numbers?

I knew a woman who was far from skinny, and she had very high cholesterol numbers. Her doctor made her take cholesterol-lowering medicine, and it damaged her liver. After that, she refused to take anything any more. She lived to be 94.

it would appear that i have hardened my liver through excessive drinking to the point that i now can take two different kinds of medications that are both dangerous to ordinary people's livers

I believe that contains healthy amounts of resveratrol, which protects you from a high-fat diet and various other ills. You ought to try it.

Peanuts contain a lot of resveratrol too.

oh i have tried it, believe you me