h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right about now, is saying to himself, "Wow, I could've had a G-8."

i'd rather have a G&T

I am with capt'n here. G&T could save the world. Or the day, at least.

What is the G&T saving the world from?

, of course.

I didn't know was a

he is the

aye, he is responsible for a lot of the carbondioxide pollution, i'm sure

Ah yes, of course.

I don't see why it's a bad thing for to give coal as a to families who can't keep their houses warm.

so why does he only give it to kids who have behaved badly?

this is the philosophical conundrum of the day, kids

They behaved badly because they were too cold. Therefore, giving them coal, and therefore warming their houses, will make them feel better and behave better.

but it will also make them pollute the environment with carbon dioxide

that is a bad thing to do - and then they will get more coal and - well, you see where this is going, don't you?

If Santa can only do good things, then having him give coal to bad children who will burn it and rrelease more carbon dioxide into the air must have a beneficial side to it.

hm, yes, but what

of course, eventually we will run out of coal and not be able to pollute the any more

Saves the pure souls of the good children. How could they possibly live knowing that they cause all that pollution.

amen to that

how are the s coming along this year

peter has so many in his greenhouses (yes, there are two of those!) he is cooking ketchup to last him for years

That's a lot of ketchup. Could he maybe make pizza sauce with some of the tomatoes?

good idea i'll ask him