h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shagbark takes the whiskey and pours some into his Flask which he carries. He then Puts the bottle in the dumb waiter and sends it down with a note from our friends ashore. He then starts swigging on the whiskey and watching the northern lights as they play across the northern sky.

Dawn arrives and shagbark gets some .

why are you boycotting peer review shagbark?

*gets a

shagbark gets up from his 'cott in the crowsnest to answer.
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shagbark gets up from his 'cott in the crowsnest to answer.
Back on F615?thread=126132 the powers that be acknowledged that h2g2 lacked a towel smiley and said that one would be given. This was way back in July. Since then they have given us DNA and a host of other things but no towel smiley so to dramatise my displeasure I have instituted a one month boycott and encouraged other members of the SATS (A592102)to do likewise. Shagbark pours a little whiskey from his flask into his . It has been a long campaign but one I pursue over at community soapbox
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and at the Society for the Addition of a Towel Smiley.

shagbark finishes his whiskey, climbs back into his 'cott and falls asleep dreaming of having a towel smiley

:: flint takes a nap in the crow's nest and dreams that the captain honours him by renaming it "the parrots nest" ::

~semaphores from the shore~

Parrot's Nest? I hope that doesn't mean I am going to be the one to clean up after that nasty bird of the Captain's.

Flint wakes to find it was only a dream and flies off to see what else is happening in the vicinity.Shagbark climbs down the rigging to take a walk on the foredeck.

Shagbark climbs back up to the crows nest and gets some from the dumb waiter.

~semaphores from the Longboat~

Hi, Shagbark! Do you want me to bring you anything from the shore?

Shagbark can't find semaphore hopes Mari- Rae brings something to warm his coffee (like that fabled single malt)

well, no liberty ship yet. I guess I'll head down to the Lighthouse bar for a bit. Shagbark squeezes into the dumbwaiter and is gone.

shagbark returns and notes that Mari-Rae is still onshore. He wonders if she will be bringing back sketches of the island.

how high the gulls fly over islay

oh, well, all's well that ends well. to france!

France?

*Climbs back up the rigging to the Crow's Nest.*

Hi Floh! Hi Shagbark! Shaggy, I brought you some single malt whiskey. Somehow I knew you'd like some.

Yes Floh, The Captain has declared a return trip to France is necessary. I forget why. Probably something to do with food. Or with wine. Probably something to do with both. The Navigator has appropriated lots of bottles of white-out, so we should be ok getting there.

I'm hungry for a big cheeseburger with everything, and an order of fries. Does anyone else want one?

Let me guess. Not enough calvados, eh?
Cheeseburger sounds great.