h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is that what we call the now?

Thanks shagbark

I feel like an orange just fell into my turban

speaking of oranges- I wonder if they grow any around here

If you find any I could do with a screwdriver

I wish girl was here. I don't remember the proportions.

You're not getting that vodka out of the magnetic compass are you

If you want tools maybe you should ask alec

of course he is probably off cleaning a backlog tank somewhere.

Is that the autopilot starting up.

I thought I just felt some coriolis effect.

nah, probaqbly just my imagination. Here captain have some
freshly squeezed.

*gulp*

We should probably be on our way, whereto next?

Wherever we go, I'd suggest not getting too close to Fukushima.

That sounds like sound advice

Wish we had a hold where we could safely store broken nuclear power plants and other such dangerous waste

I for one would just as soon make that Someone Else's Probblem.

Well, for now it is

Massachusetts is pretty far from japan, but someone claims that minute traces of radiation have been found in rain that has fallen here. It seems a bit silly to me that anyone would worry about this, as X-Rays are such a common part of our lives, and naturally occuring radon comes up from the ground in so many places.

One might argue that id adds bad to worse, but you are right, those traces are so minute the should probably not frighten anyone so

[Adjusts eyeglasses whose lenses darken when danger is at hand]

I guess I should try the other hand, then.