h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good point, i shall try to remember it

does anyone remember where we are going?

Probably Tasmania. Then we can visit Christmas Island if it's not too far from there.

er, xmas island is the opposite direction if memory serves

i believe our navigator spoke of going to new zealand

New Zealand is next to Tasmania. I was just trying to be helpful, Pierce.

thanks, paulh

keep on trying

who knows, maybe one day you will succeed

Well, what do you actually need help with?

hmmmm...



i could do with some

I have enough for every on the ship.

*says nothing but points in the direction we're headed*

I believe that would be South-East.

good .. good .. New Zealand? warm? summer?

would anyone mind if I go for a bit of sunbathing? Did anyone see my bikini? mm..

I'll find myself a bit of a private corner of the deck .. so I won't be in the way and I won't need to bother with bikinis

a private corner of the deck
not on this ship.

~~the intercom crackles and then reports
Attention- The wassail table on the foredeck is now open
F70774?thread=155110?thread=&skip=1233&show=20

Is there any eggnog there?

I refuse to Wassail without cider apple trees in the vicinity.

We'll plant some fast-growing apple trees on the foredeck, then.

I'l make do with a photo that we can pour cider over, if I must.

Would you like some mulled cider?

!!!