h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Two figures in black enter the forum; one male, one female~

Hades: Perhaps instead of 'going mad' as you put it, you could do something productive.

Eden: I believe, Hades, that they were waiting for orders from Mr Fenji.

~Hades turns to Eden~

Hades: They can still be productive in his temporary absence.

Eden: Then perhaps you'd like to tell them what they should do.

~Hades glares at her, but remains silent~

Eden: What we came here to say, before Hades decided to be a pompus neanderthal, was that whatever you're up to, we want in on it.

[Corrigible] We're waiting for Starman Jones's report on The Saving the Galaxy Effort. Jones?

[Starman Jones]I already said they would fight, and from the looks of it it will be about 8(us) on 2(them).

[Tony](*looks at Hades and Eden*)Hades and Eden, would you two like to go destroy a 'good guy' base?

[Sarman Jones] Wy are you just lettng them in without even knowing if they're spies or not?

[Tony] Everyone in here knows my rules, Jones, and if they fell the need to break the rules, thats thier choise.

[Starman Jones] Then we break their legs, right?

[Tony](*Slaps himself in the forehead*) Thats something your just supposet to assume, Jones.(* turns to Hades and Eden*) Whatever you do, DON'T LISTEN TO JONES!!

[Starman Jones] hey, #$%^ you, Tony!!

[Tony] Anyway...(*to Vinny*) Whenever your ready, make a post.

[Vinny] Sho 'nuff. Where's da forum?

[Tony] Make one called the "Red Tide Project"

black tide, red tide, if we make a tie dyed I'm gonna have some words with the bunch of ya

[Vinny] I meant what page.

[Tony]oh, Saving the Galaxy Effort, sorry.(*turns to Yo and laughs*)but the last project was the Black SUN Project. You were in it, don't you remember?

Hades: Spies we are not.

Eden: But we are ready.

ohh yeah, that's right, sun sun sun, yeah, forgot, thought it was tide!

[Tony]Thats ok, we all make mistakes.

[Starman Jones] 'cept me!

[Tony] Jones, do shut-up!

[Vinny] Boss, th' only Saving the Galaxy Effort page I know 'bout hasn't been posted on fo' months. Could you gimme a URL for what you're talkin' bout?

[Tony]Actually the last time they posted was three days ago, I've been whaching them. So there is still people who post there and when Jones went there, they said they would fight for their organization. you stil in, Vinny?

[Vinny] I been ASKIN' for a URL, meaning http:// whatever.

[Tony]you mean to their last post?

[Vinny] No, to the page.

[Tony]ya, thats what I ment... http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26840?thread=100545&latest=1

[Vinny] Huh. They moved it to the Beach. Okay.

[Tony]is everyone ready to fight? Whenever your ready, Vinny...

[Starman Jones](*looks at watch. Eye one real wide*) WHAT THE #$%^?!?!?!?!?!? Yk and co. just found out about our plans to take over S.T.G.E!!! G*D#$%^IT!!!!!! And their helping them!!!!!!

[Tony](*slames fist down on the desk*) Damn!!(*anger turns to an evil smile*) We have a squealer in the room. I wonder who...(*everone looks at each other suspicously*) I'll find out, don't worry... but if I were that person, I would leave town...no, the planet...no, the universe if they want to live to see another day because I WILL FIND OUT!

Like I said be before...whenever your ready, Vinny, make a post for the 'Red Tide Project'

Tony IRL will be on vacation until 12 August.


[Vinny] [looks around] Hey, where'd everybody go?