h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Vinny, a silver-skinned droid, enters]

[Vinny] Here I am, Boss.

(*smiles at Vinny*)Vinny how are you? I have a job for you. Are you willing to accept it?

[Vinny] Sure, Boss, whaddaya want?

I want you to "throw a monkey wrench into the gears of society". In other words, I want you to go to CHOPPERS...(*turns chair so that he is looking out the window*)...and cause mass mayhem and destruction, complements of me and the rest of the crew. We will show them that they are not in charge anymore (if they ever were to begin with). This will be known as the Black Sun Project. Pick any five members from STUMPED to help you, invite they to come along, and report back to me. Weapons will be provided (if needed) along with outfits, fake i.d.'s, ect, ect, ect...do whatever it takes to make them mad; bomb, shoot, pick fights, anything you feel is necessary.(*truns chair back so he is looking at Vinny with a smile on has face*) Do you still accept?

[Vinny] Consider it done. [exits]

(*chuckles softly to himself, then picks up his book and begins to read again*)

[enters]

Hi.

(* puts book down and greets Darkman*) Hello, how can I help you, Darkman?

I'm looking for somewhere I can make myself useful, and since I'm not exactly outgoing, I might as well make myself useful underground.

OK then...here we go.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F47032?thread=121954 ....go here. Tell Vinny 'Tony sent ya' (*picks up book again and turn chair so Darkman can't see him anymore*) oh, one other thing, get prepared to fight enemys and destroy the base. If you have any other questions, ask Vinny, he can tell you whats going on.

Sure thing.

[Starman Jones] Hey, man, I wanna join!


Starman Jones is now your character.

[Starman Jones] Ya! It's god-#$%^ good to be back!

[Starman Jones] So what now?

[Tony] Well, I'm sure Vinny could use your help.

[Starman Jones] Who's Vinny?

[Tony] My right-hand man.

[Starman Jones]WHAT? I'm part of you and I'm not even your right-hand man?!? You trust an outsider over me?

[Tony] Well when you put it that way...yes, yes I do.

[Starman Jones] AAAAAHHGG!!!!What the #$%^!!!! Ah, #$%^ it! I'm goin' to the B.S.P, see ya'. (*walks out, under his breath*) Stupid #$%^!!!

[Tony] Hey! I heard that!

(*Starman Jones walks in and takes Uncle Heavy's thumbs and slide them to Tony*)

[Tony] What the hell are these?

[Starman Jones] Uncle Heavy's thumbs, what else?

[Tony] you cut off someones THUMBS?!? What the hell is wrong with you?

[Starman Jones] Hey, I just figured that you were a gangster and all that you would like this kind of thing.

[Tony] You know you are a dumb-ass, right? I don't want these (*Tony throws them into the trash*) Flesh decomposes...and it smells.

[Starman Jones] Well if you don't want them...(*Jones picks through the trash for them*) I'll keep them. They'll look good hanging from the rear-veiw mirror on my ship.(*puts them back in his pocket*)

[Tony] This is one reason you are NOT my right hand man, Jefferson.

[Starman Jones]IT'S JONES!!!!!

[Tony] Jones was the name of your dog!

[Starman Jones] It was a good dog!

[Vinny] [to SJ] I t'ink you brain's untied.

.........I'm here........

[Vinny] Sho 'nuff.

[Tony]Is that everyone? I'll begin when everyone is here.

[Vinny] Nah. We gotta wait for Sea, Evillene, Darth Corrigible (f.k.a* Y2K), and another guy, I dunno, I forget.

[Corrigible] I'm here.

[*Footnote: f.k.a. = Formerly Known As]