h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Tony] Thats fine(*opens the mini-bar under his desk*) anyone want a drink?

[Starman Jones]I do.

[Tony](*looks around*) Anyone? Anyone at all?

[Starman Jones] HEY!!!

I'll take some whiskey, what ever you have, perferably scotch though...

[Tony] (*Takes out a few bottles and pours a litle of each one into a shotglass then slides it to Yo*)Enjoy!

[Starman Jones] Why can't I have anything!?!?

[Tony](*smiles*)Because your mommy and daddy told me not to let you have any!

[Starman Jones]Hey! Shut up!

[Tony]Oh, Jefferson, you know I'm just joking.

[Starman Jones] Does that mean I can have something to drink then?

[Tony] No, of course not!

Boy, Tony, when it isn't just Starman Jones, you're GOOD at this!

This comeing from the great YK himself? I'm honored.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

so....how bout that local sports team.....?

[Tony] Ya! 70 games strait? (*takes a drink from his own glass*)What are the odds?

[Sarman Jones] Because he rigged it!

[Tony](*rolls his eyes*) Like he didn't know that!

[Corrigible] [ignoring Jones] Yep, it's as if they CAN'T lose.

[Tony]Well, that seems to be everyone. Looks like we're going to have to get more people in here to help. Anyway, The H2G2 Saving the Galaxy Effort is still up and running, I'm not sure why or how but it's best that we get a jump start on it and blow this place up. I know that very little has goes on in there, but that just makes it easier for you to take over. I'll send Starman Jeff...(*Stops himself*)...Jones in there under cover and have him ask if there're still recruiting. If they are, we attack, we take over, you get money. Is there anything else to be said before I send Jones?

[Corrigible] Yeah. Why exactly you're sending someone as insane and incompetent as Jones.

[Tony] (*to Corrigible*) Well, do you want him here with us?

[Starman Jones] #$%^ you, Tony!!! #$%^ you!

[Tony] (*ignoring Jones*) Besides, all he is going to do is ask a guestion, not start a fight with them or anything.

[Starman Jones]You know, I REEEEEEEALLY hate you, Tony.

[Tony] Then why are you always here?

[Starman Jones] Well, where else am I going to go? Choppers H.Q.? And what makes you think I want to do this anyway?

[Tony](*Lights in the room dim. A small spotlight turns on over Tony*) Because I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!

[Starman Jones](*Pulls his sawed-off shotgun out and points it at Tony*) Ya? Well, Say hello to my little friend!

[Tony](*Lights turn back on*)No need for that now, Jonesy!

[Starman Jones]SHUT-UP!!!

[Tony] One reason you should do it is because you owe me a favor or two.

[Starman Jone]Oh ya?(*puts sawed-off shotgun away*)Since when?

[Tony] Remember when I ordered pizza for the two of us that time in college when you didn't have any money?

[Starman Jones](*thinking*)No.

[Tony]Or how about when I payed for the gas fo you ship when you were stuck in the middle of that galaxy?

[Starman Jones]Ya, I remember that, but thats not worth putting my #$% on the line for.

[Tony]Yes it is. Just go and ask the question, thats all you have to do. It's not that hard, really.(*to Corrigible*) Are you ok with this now?

[Corrigible] Yeah, I'm fine with it. [rubs hands together] Let's hurt some Good Guys! By the way, nice spotlight effect.

[Tony] Thank-you, it wasn't cheap.(*to Jones*) Are you ready?

[Starman Jones](*walks out the door*)If I die, it's on your hands.

[Tony] Now we wait.

[Corrigible] Let's see ... it's been 10.7 seconds. Who thinks he's already failed?

[Tony](*Raies his hand*)Just kidding(*puts his hand back down*)I have a little faith that Jones will do the right thing.

*sea opens the door and enters*

[sea] erm... i WAS supposed to come here, right?

*evillene enters and sits down silently*

[sea] evillene, if you don't say anything, they won't know you're here.

[evillene] i'm aware of that.

[sea] oh. sorry.

[Tony] Sit down, it's ok. You haven't missed anything. Jones has gone out to see if H2G2's Saving The Galaxy Effort wants to wage war with us. If they do, you in?

[Corrigible] No one's posted at the Saving the Galaxy Effort in months, except for one guy who wants to be the navigator and isn't aware of that fact.

[sea] we're in. *shrug* there's not much else to do around here...