h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(*Tony, a slim, tall man with slicked back, black hair and a goatee. He carries a fancy walking stick, which he doesn't need. He is wearing a black suit, tie, and a pair of dark glasses that makes it so you can't see his eyes. He is sitting in his chair reading a book*)

Good evening, it looks like you've set yourself up a nice place here, I don't believe we have met, you are Tony I presume?

(*puts his book down on the desk and smiles, Yo's reflection can be seen on Tony's glasses, but Tony's eyes can be seen*) oh, belive me, we have met, sometime, somewhere...anyway thats not why your here, so, how can I help you, Yo?

I'm here to look around and not much more at the moment, and instead of wreaking your "security systems" I decided that a guided tour would be better....

*Blonde walks into the office. She wears red lipstick, short skirt and stilettoes and speaks in a bimbo's voice*

You "Large" Tony? I'm the blond broad that is always required to hang around in places like this. Pleased to make your aquaintance.

(*Tony has a strange look on his face*) Why would you want to mess with my security system to begin with is beyond me, since you and all of S.T.U.M.P.E.D. are more then welcome to come here. I don't want any of the "good guy" organizations here anyway, so this place is completely safe. You want a guided tour? In what way?

*Blond takes out cigarette, places it in a fancy cigarette holder, perches on the edge of Tony's desk and crosses her legs*

Anyone got a light?

Good evening,

To be blunt, I'd like to see how to work your emergency exit, I may need it....

I'm hoping that last comment wan't directed at me.

*Reclines on the desk slightly smoking cigarette*

Nope, it wasn't, we'd be talking about a whole different emergency exit if I was, and I don't even think that makes sense...why would I want to get out fast?......

Who says you could get in? You haven't seen my security system!

I'm afraid...to ask

Hello, deackie. What can I help you with?

An ashtray would be good, I wouldn't want to drop ash all over your floor.

It's like I explained earlier, I'm the blond bimbo who's a mandatory part of the decoration in a set up like this.

(*Tony frowns. He snaps his fingers and an ashtray appears in front of deackie*)Ok...so I guess you want to join...pick a number 1-100.

Hello
I just completed the initiation sequences for S.T.U.M.P.E.D. and was told to come here and look around.

I guess I can't get away with the I am not a number speech, huh? Oh, well, I had best pick 6 then.

Now you have 140 credits to spend at your disposal at my many casinos, tracks, and bars.(*Tony flips deackie a credit card with the amount on it*) Enjoy.

(*Turns and looks at Phreako*)Yes, well congrads! As you have already heard, I am Tony and I run this part of the plant, I'm hopeing to expand soon. If you'd like to join, you can. Don't worry, no "good guys" are aloud to come here, so your not doublecrossing S.T.U.M.P.E.D. What are you specialties? What are you good at? So I pay pick you for the right job if needed.