h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*rolls some fresh grass in several joints* *sits on an inflatable sofa

*sits on the left hand side*

*passes round the joints* WAtch out they don't touch the inflatable sofa... I think we know what might happen

The helium might escape, and we all die of asphyxiation while sounding like Mickey Mouse.

*passes the joint without smoking* I'm so chicken, I know...

The sofa is filled with helium these days? I could have sworn it was common or garden expelled breath previously.... How does it stay on the ground when no one is sitting on it?

There is a zone of increased gravity just under the sofa. That's why it's so hard to get up again.

That explains so much. I had a nice pint of Dark Star Hop Head stopping on my walk home. They had the most awesome

I never get out and have . And it's either lager or Guinness here, none of that lovely real .

No real here (novi sad, serbia) either .

There are a few nice localish beers available though, with dark and pale beers loosely inspired by german brews available.

In Sweden I found a drinkable porter by Carlesberg. I didn't get out to the bars as I didn't want have to get into my emergency money.

? yes please .. Oh, and we found a sofa floating into Hati's summerhouse .. or near there anyway. I assume you didn't miss it yet?

do you all usually sit on the floor?

Only after we've drunk enough to slide off the inflatible furniture...

that sounds reasonable.

oh good yes, I'll join you and I'll have a few as well

to start with

Where's the vodka, where the marinated herring?

marinated herring ?? why don't you eat it raw? like the rest of the civilised world?

Raw?! tis nice just pickled mind

... pickled mind?? mm .. are you sure that's ethically and morally ..

uuhh ...

oh, forget it have another

*nods at the conversation. not sure what it's about. but nods*