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*carries in another case of beer not sure where the remmady is though

It would appear that I'm subscribed to this but haven't posted here since November 2005. Shoddy behaviour on my part.

*drags in a barrel of Shropshire Lad*

Which perhaps inevitably leads to the question of "what's so special about Shropshire Lads"?

They taste lovely and go down well of course.

Yes!
No fear, I've got the pulsating rhythmical rememdy.

Turns out to be made out of Bez from the Happy Mondays, and some local band called Gyass, and all sorts of stuff...

vp

I've not been to a decent large gig/concert in years Cept for a few local bands etc in pubs So are you in blighty at the moment?

No

am in the new garden, Novi Sad. As usual

someone just delivered us fresh batch of ale> cider> they've ent us an by mistake <huh

*swiftly relieves stock of *
*completes breakfast with and a ===*~ (or however you make a virtual ciggie)*
*remembers that fiber is vital, and downs *

I'll just rest post-breakfast before I try to work a little...

*drinks beer and has a ~==

Don't we all live such balanced lives here?

*topples over*
*rescues drink by swallowing it*
Absolutely!

*holds a pint in his right hand
*holds a pint in his left hand <biggrin. Any idea what I got?.... a balanced diet *drinks beer

*unwinds*

I have learnt that putting a beer in each hand of a man is called Irish Handcuffs...

*puts down head on carpet again*

The are coming for me!

Ah. Have you upset them again?

It was an entirely innocent mistake.

Then you must apologise. Preferably with lots of fresh grass.