h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... Well I haven't yet... *hits GB right on the nose*

Bugger.

Was I supposed to hit something else on the nose? *looks around*

Yes, Hypatia.

... But the subject was you. So the nose hitting should involve you somehow...

It does. Once you hit Hypatia in the nose, you declare your loyalty to Jack's campaign.

... You wouldn't be trying to take advantage of my perpetual state of confusion would you?

Why yes, I am. And the guilt which you are, no doubt, currently experiencing.

I am in a constant state of guilt...

I didn't know that cats experianced guilt.

I was raised by a stepdad.

But surely cats don't have the ability to produce the chemicals that create the guilt emotion.

Meh.

First you slander me. Then you abuse ducks. Now you're wanting me punched in the nose. Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Hey, you're lucky that I only told EC to punch you in the nose!

GodBen, is there no depth to which you will not sink? Not content with duck abuse, you now seek to set an army on to a peaceful middle-aged lady librarian!

I didn't think this sort of thing went on outside of the Labour Party conference.

But I want to win.

I think we can settle this with a compromise. How about a punch MYSELF in the nose, realize what I've done and punch GB for manipulating me?

I was alreadt punched, so that'll detract from this one.

Huh.