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The Theory

*slurps up all jell-o in one greedy suck*

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Post 1322

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*reveals more jell-o, but these have fruit in the middle*


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Post 1323

The Theory

nasty. fruit in jell-0 doesn't mix...

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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*uncovers a tray of jell-os with marshmallows*


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Post 1325

The Theory

*imagines Bill Cosby in a Jell-O Commercial*
hehehe

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Post 1326

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*does a tasteful Bill Cosby inpersonation*


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Post 1327

The Theory

I *am* Bill Cosby

*muffled laughter*

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Post 1328

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*muffles Theory's laughter with a pillow*


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Post 1329

The Theory

*blasts pillow and sends feathers flying*

tehehehe...

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Post 1330

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*glues some of the feathers to a stick and makes a feather duster he uses to clean up the rest of the feathers*


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Post 1331

Evil Zombie Strider



smiley - footprints


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Post 1332

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

*dusts away the footprints*


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Post 1333

The Theory

*waves at Strider*

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Post 1334

Evil Zombie Strider

Hi Theory!

smiley - footprints


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Post 1335

Julie Andrews

*wonder's who will bring lunch*


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Post 1336

Evil Zombie Strider

*Wonders when the next wit test will be...*

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Post 1337

Julie Andrews

The Wit Test of The Future!

1) Serena, a goth chick at heart, grows up to be the head of the National Weather Bureau. What does she name her child?

2) In the future, scientists will solve the problem of world hunger by crossing sheep with mice to produce "Meep". They will also splice mice with pigs to produce the less popular "Mork: The Other White Meep". What other combination will be made? (include new names)

3) In the future, people will finally think for themselves (OK, distant future). Predict what effect this will have on the pop music, movie, and fashion industries.


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Post 1338

The Theory

1) Heidi

2) Crossing beer with pain killer... c'mon, you're gonna drink, might as well stop that hangover in it's tracks...

3) People will think for themselves, therefore, no one would buy anything. They'd make it all themself.


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Post 1339

broelan

1) Serena, a goth chick at heart, grows up to be the head of the National Weather Bureau. What does she name her child?
Fred

2) In the future, scientists will solve the problem of world hunger by crossing sheep with mice to produce "Meep". They will also splice mice with pigs to produce the less popular "Mork: The Other White Meep". What other combination will be made?
an organically grown blend of potatoes and spinich which for some inexplicable reason will become known as mindy, prompting mcdonalds to create the 'mork and mindy combo meal' with a large coke for the bargain price of $6.49

3) In the future, people will finally think for themselves (OK, distant future). Predict what effect this will have on the pop music, movie, and fashion industries.
Britney Spears will go bankrupt, along with n'sync and the backstreet boys. Kevin Costner will also go bankrupt and be forced to return every entertainment award he's ever received, right down to the construction paper certificate he got for being in the school play. neckties (which will no longer be necessary) will be used to hang fashion designers from high trees, tiedye will finally die along with bell bottoms, platforms, neon fabric, faux furs, and anything shiny.

sorry, it had to be said.


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Post 1340

The Theory

Good responce to question #1... twas better than Heidi me thinks... however I hope i am wrong so I can win this round, mmhmm...

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