h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm here
Are you?

Isn't it true that even when I am here that I am not even really here?

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probably
but we can still pretend you are

how good of an imagination do you have?

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good enough, i suppose

Well shouldn't your plan work then?

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what plan?
to pretend that you really are here?
you've been talking to me, haven't you?

wow
usually when i talk to pretend people, they talk back, but not in web-based convos!!!

Am I, as a figment of your imagination, impressed by your ability to talk to me in a web based form?
Will this Figment now go home now that he has completed the work set before him for this evening?
Would I be amis if I didn't add "That you think therefore I am"?

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perhaps

This whole world is just a figment of my imagination, so?

so, now i'm a figment of your imagination talking to two figments of my imagination

And *I'm* a figment of my *own* imagination. So there.




Id

Edgar Allen Poe
A Dream Within a Dream

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow:
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep-while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

well... i exist.
i'm sure of it.
just ask me and i'll tell you.
i'm real

Wonk.

Id

*phases in and out of existance*

wonk wonk wonk!!!

*zzzzz*

peace.

*does toe kicks*