h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My flat mate swear that Guiness makes you crap black bricks, and can bung you up for days. Now as I have never had any side effects either way, has there been any proper trials into this. Also my flatmate is more the Bicardi Breezer type of person, it is not from her first hand experience.

Being a lager man, I can't stand Guiness. Carling Premier is much nicer. The thinking man's lager.

BEER!
Never could stand the taste of Guiness always reminds me of stone cold coffee. Now give me good lager - Budvar, Heineken, Red Stripe - any day of the week.

Okay so I drink guiness, but mostly I do drink lager...but hey variety is the spice of life. Besides the unique flavour of Guiness allows you to drop Vodka straight into it and voila - Hooligan juice.

Look, I'm female, I will drink anything as long as its in pints. Someone once told me I had to be a Lesbian because I did so, but I told them I'd rather drink Carling than bloody Bircardi Breezers of some Girly Drink. And I'm not a lesbian, just bye the way. Not that that has anything to do with it.

Good on ya. My sister drinks pints and I'm fairly certain she's not a lesbian - in fact most of the ladies I know drink pints.Drinking pints or breezers offers no clues to sexuality.

Why is it the ugliest men think that you must be a lesbian because you don't fancy them, and all night you've been trying to chat up the little cutie in the corner, who won't respond because they think you couldn't posibly fancy them! Men are strange. They say women are hard to understand!!! That was the guy who said I must be a Lesbian because I didn't immediately grab my coat when he said fancy a shag (desperate but not that desperate) and because I was drinking pints. Conclusive proof I feel don't you?

"Get your coat luv you've pulled"...ye gods that is one of the worst things a man could ever say...ever. Thank god I'm vaguely intelligent (mind you I tend to be somewhat incomprehensibly drunk half the time).

PLEASE no Heineken! Every bloody bar in Holland advertises the stuff, and three of'm will give me a headache! There are a good lot of better Dutch lagers, not to mention the other beers.
For a good Dutch lager I recommend Gulpen UP, Brand (Imperator) or Grolsch. Or Alpha, which has a very nice, natural flavour. Give'm a try!

Heineken really is utter piss. But anyway, girl who drinks pints - can only be a good thing. A lot of girls I know will only drink something if its at least 3 different colours and has a straw in it. One of the best chat-up-lines I ever heard of was one my mate tried - "Is that your chest or are you keeping 2 really big round things warm for a friend?" and the almost perfect "F**k me if I'm wrong, but haven't I seen you somwhere before?". He got laughed at though.

Ugh! Those rate right down there with *grunt, nod towards door*.

Definately, and as for orginality there up there besides do you want to come see my etchings, but at least thats artistic!
The worst one I got was whist wearing my little red velvet vest top, which granted is a little revealing and about 2 sizes too small to boot, a guy leaned over from the end of the booth, in front of the guy I was with, stared right down my cleavage (I mean right down, I thought It was always the over view that was nicer) and then looked up and smiled and said I'd like to get to know if those things are real! ugh ugh ugh. How could anyone think that would endear you to a woman! Bloody wierdos. The best chat up line I ever had became a long drawn out conversation on the poetry of Dylan Thomas. He Pulled!
Love Hxx

"are you tired?...coz you've bin running through my head all night darlin'". Strewth what next?

Show a bit of intellect is what I say it usually does the trick or makes you look like a complete fool (ho hum)

I agree with that Heinekein is f*****g piss...personally I prefer to drink something that actually has a percentage eg:Stella, Guiness, Vodka (Icould go on).

Ahhhh......Tiny clothes....... *catches self* ...Sorry about that.

Stella is a wonderful drink. But I don't touch spirits. Unless they're free. Or in a silly cocktail. Or in something like V2 or Smirnoff Mule. Or I'm already quite drunk and forget I don't like them. Or they're on special offer. But apart from that....

Spirit? Whiskey, of course. Preferably single malt, preferably from Islay. The best I ever tasted was an 18 yr. old Ardbeg, a superb Islay Single. 2nd best, and much easier to come by, is Lagavulin.
Any thoughts, anyone?

Beer, along with coffee and gasoline, is one of the vital fluids.

The five essential food groups:
1)Beer
2)Cigarettes
3)Vodka (or Gin, Jack Daniels in fact all spirits except Scotch)
4)Aspirin
5)Pizza

(hangovertastic!)

You forgot "what's left of the beer in the morning".

You've got to be careful that no-one has used the can as an ashtray though.