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Post 721

Shorty† (ACE, Keeper, Muse, MuG, Thingite)

Well, you see, my bunny has this thing with computer cords...


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Post 722

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Becasue I've been totally useless today.


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Post 723

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

Another true one.......

Man in Court to answer three counts of Paternity
alleged in three different Counties was asked by
the Judge how he managed to be in such a mess when
he also worked twelve hours a day, six days a week,
REPLIED, "I have a bicycle".


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Post 724

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

I was drunk so that one doesn't count


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Post 725

Lady Scott

But they didn't *have* any DARK smiley - choc covered cherries, only the MILK smiley - choc covered cherries! smiley - wah


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Post 726

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I'm sorry, if I'd realized you were coming over, then obviously i'd not have eaten this bulb of garlic smiley - ermsmiley - vampire


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Post 727

Tonto

We were in different area/postal codes!


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Post 728

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I was too lazy to come, I hadn't forgotten smiley - biggrin


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Post 729

Tonto

I Overslept!


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Post 730

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

So my missiles will go a bit further than they should,
it's sometimes difficult to judge, after all it's not
exactly Rocket Science is it?. ?????????????


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Post 731

Tonto

The badger sat on the launch button!


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Post 732

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I didn't mean to press that* button, but you put them so close together...


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Post 733

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

I can't help unload the paper boxes, because I'd get tackled by my coworkers for trying to lift heavy stuff...


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Post 734

Tonto

I can't unload the paper boxes because I might get a paper cut!


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Post 735

Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)

Voicemail sucks.


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Post 736

Teasswill

I lost a contact lens.


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Post 737

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

It wasn't the usual Midwife, when she isn't on duty there
is a Blonde one who covers for her but it wasn't her either,
in fact it wasn't either of them it was somebody else and I
didn't like her.


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Post 738

Tonto

I didn't know the tortoise was fitted with an engine.


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Post 739

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

But she looked like you from behind... smiley - blush


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Post 740

Tonto

I told you to remind me when it was important days like birthday and anniversary.


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