h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Mine is a fine brew of women's perfume served in the hat of an ageing yorkshire man

Thats just !

at least the yorshire man is, obviously

It's meant to be the latest weight-loss method

i guess the alcohol in the perfume would dissolve some fat

The decomposition process tends to help, too

at any rate the perfume diet should smell so much better than dr. atkins diet

But the taste....

even the taste should be better than weeks of only fat and grease

~shudders~ And the meat doesn't tase that good either...

you should have kept it in the fridge then

With the slowly evolving Mushroom...

and the godfather of all camemberts

There's a muppet in your fridge

I couldn't find anywhere else to stash the body.

that would explain the funny taste of what i believed to be a