h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You need to serve muppet flesh in the right kind of sauce

had i known it was a muppet it would have prepared it like a and served it as a

It's the best thing to do in that situation, really

Well, he did attack me with a stamp!

you should have mailed him posthaste!

By around next week, I should imagine

by then the homing pigeon may have died of aviation flu

Use a tiger instead

i ran out of homing tigers. the last one lost his stripes after attacking a postman

He was only trying to deliver it! Besides, it was more successful than the homing sharks!

trying to deliver it was just the postmans mistake. the tiger never was a big fan of competition. neither was his union by the way

Those tigers always want more. Such a determined bunch.

he even wanted to learn to fly like a homing

you should be grateful they clipped his wings!

...Tragic how he decided to make new ones out of wax

yeah, he should probably have waited for colder weather

Or used the stairs.

or ride the flying pig

Its the name of the new Boeing airplane!

i miss piggy

She sings so beautifully