h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that is so true

she throws a good right forehand too

i still remember her rage when kermit was casting the crew for the reenactment of 'robin hood' - and gave her the role of 'sister tuck'...

OH Piggy, you're so fine. You're so fne you blow my mind.
That was how the song went.

she blew my nose
and then she blew my mind...

Its a side effect of the steroids!

pork with a side order of steroids and a few should come in handy now

As long as it doesn't invalidate my entry on the bobsleigh team

once you get started there will be no way to stop you

A large flaming truck filled with pepsi. Ouch.

it was his luck that the truck was loaded with pepsi and not jet fuel

One small methyl group. If it wasn't for that, he might have survived. Brave, brave man.

this would never have happened if he had been transporting coke...

Damn the CocaCola company! Subverting our children, stealing our women...and now this!

aye, there is no rest for the wicked!

We make sure of it, by organising roadworks at night.

it's about time they vacuumed the hoover dam!

That's what your tax bils pay for!

i knew those tax rules were rotten all along

All of the nuns. IT was disgraceful.

aye. what was once a nun's vice has now become a nun's habit

The vicar and the busload of exotic dances was a mistake, clearly