h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Would you not be supprised, were I to say that I had a great time at the meet and met a ton of resurchers <?>
Isn't it also the case that If I hadn't of drunk so Much I'd be able to remember more of the people I met <?> Didn't i have a loverly time getting home on the last train, whcih broke down <?> can i just here <?>

Will the inspectors be round shortly to ensure that you have purchased the correct ticket to around here<?>

Do I need a permitt or a licence?

will anyone press charges if you don't<?>

Oh, is this my Belgium Waffle <?>

Caun't you see this is my waffle?

Who is this 'caun't' person, anyway<?>

Can't it bre whoever so you deserve that determines the new alliance between stones of the bronze age and waffles from said country of origion <?>

Should I say that I've just ate two more of the previously mentioned waffles <?>

Should I mention that the waffles are made from old newspapers and things I found in the street?

Is that why they taste so nice <?>

Wouldn't you rather have some chicken soup and rice?

How did you know that <?>
Is it Thursday today <?>

Would you please call it by it's proper name of Thing?

Should I appologize <?> Well, is it thing today <?>

Would you please remember to capitalize the word Thing when referring to this day's name?

You would think that I would know that, wouldn't you ,?>

Is it Thing today <?>

If it were not Thing, wouldn't I have told you?

So, I was mistaken this morning, when I awoke, thinking it was the day before Thing <?>

Is it me, or has this week gone very fast <?>

Could it just be you?

Could it just be that time is traveling faster than it used to?