h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did anyone else see that flying mongoose<?>

Couldn't you have told me to look while it was still here?

Are you still here <?>

Do I not look like I'm still here?

Is it for me, someone in my position, to answer such a question <?>

Can you not *sense* my presence here?

Is that what that smell is then <?>

Do you like my green clover and aloe scented lotion?

Its loverly, isn't it <?>

Is it not the best one they have right now?

So, you think that too <?> Should I go to bed soon <?> What do you think <?> isn't it now 3.01 AM here <?>

Don't I think that if you don't go to bed soon, you may as well stay up all night?

Do you find it strange, that my lodger is watching a film upstairs, as we speak <?>
Am I not trying to say goodnight, because I'm now about to go up to bed <?>

Sleep well<?>

Do I not look like I did?

Isn't it rather hard for me to tell<?>

Didn't I sleep well <?>
Didn't I wake up at 10.30 this morning <?>

Isn't that a scary coincidence<?>

Isn't it the case, taht if I hadn't been told by someone* to go to bed this morning, then I wouldn't have had such a good sleep, and probably wouldn't have been up in time for my grocery dilivery <?>
Did I mention that I'm now waiting for a curry to be dilivered, and that my lodger is off out for dinner <?>

Was your curry nice<?>