h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lady Scott, did you know that your Chair That Makes Men Sleep has a NJ counterpart?

Is it not reffered to as The Chair That Created The Need To Use The Bathroom Really Badly?

Is it not officially called something that will be censured by the Mods?

What kind of chair would that be?

What are you talking about M<?> What am I still doing up at this time of the night <?>

Is this unbelievable, there is an office chair in a NJ basement that makes everyone who sits in it need to use the toilet, or what?

How can that be?

Couldn't 's use that for people who just can't go<?>

Is that the same as my chair, which makes me need to pop to the toilet <?>
Or would that be the result of all the beer I drink when sitting on the chair <?>

Ever thought to use a catheter?

Is that what cats use when they are cold<?>

Is it not what one uses when one is unable to get to the bathroom?

Isn't that a nappy<?>

Would that allow me to stand at the bar, in pubs, and not need to leave to go to the toilet, thereby maximising my access to both the bar and the alcohol stored behind it <?>

Wouldn't it be great to have a spare liver, so aftr one was used up, you had the spare to run?

Wouldn't it be great to have a liver that worked <?>

Your's doesn't?

Don#'t I hope that it does work <?>
But, isn't my uncertanty as a result of my liver refusing to talk to me <?>

Have you thought to send it flowers?

Wouldn't it just 'sniff at such a jesture <?>

Maybe you should take it to the theatre, and then to a fancy restaurant?

Or take it on a long trip to, say, Sacramento?