h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But didn't a tree just go by?

Was that a tree <?>
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You didn't think it looked more like a spitfire <?>
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Was that a squirrel or a bird in the tree<?>

You mentioned the campaign for a question A728886 mark did you<?>

ery strange, did I mention that to me at least it looked more like a davic bowie, with another david bowie on top, and with a david bowie at the end of each arm and leg, and then a david bowie on top of each of the david bowies, who was holding a david bowie with each nostril <?>

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And how was it that they were all singing China Girl at once?

How come even one of them came close to singing anything?

How could anything sing in a vacuum?

Couldn't Nighthoover sing like a vacuum<?>

"Sticky carpet-dust and the Dysons from Mars"?

You mean this <?>

Is that thing known by medical science?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh where is nighthoover hte prophet, the one true son of the one true bob, saviour of the universe, ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature and skirting boards, the all round hoopy wizzo nighthoovering prophet and all round good nighthooverly person who does drink so much as to belittle the most drinking of any mere mortal <?>

will I be missed over christmas if I'm not round as no internet connection isp thing might not work out at fathers <?>

Don't we always miss you when you're gone?

Can youu tell I have a tear in my eye <?> can you tell I am slightly the worse for drinking twelve pints of after a bottle of , all of which was followed by this extenstive conversation and a bottle of in the form of single malt wisky asis the way of things <?>
Will, I REALLY be missed <?>
Can you , or anyone sense the sarcasm? <?> can i, be so bold, as tl wish everyone here a very merry christmas, of whatever religion you might be, in contory to it, or in contribution to it?
and, furthermore, maybe i be allowed to say, "may the new year bring you all* that you* wish? <?> do I not wish it would for me <?> ( I'm sad cause I am sad, no other lreason, its normal, cause of my state of happyness, or lack of, nothin to wory aobut.... trush me, tis is normal for me, tiss tim of year.... and even a for those who want one have a and or even for those who don't.... or even those that do was there a purpose to what I just saie? can I remember wat it was? have a good time, one and all@! \

As your eyes have disappeared, should I assume you've gone for a good rest?

When will the train conductor enter our car and check our tickets?

May I have your tickets, please?

Do you want the red ticket or the blue ticket?