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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 21, 2002
Do I need a ticket, if I'm not here? 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 21, 2002
If you're not here, can I drink your complementary 
served in the dining car?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 21, 2002
Lady Scott, care to be escorted by myself to the club car for refreshments?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 21, 2002
There IS complimentary <?>
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 21, 2002
Shouldn't there be, as these train tickets are 
in expensive?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 21, 2002
Is that the normal cost of a packet of raisins, or the cost of a packet of raisins on a train?
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podamonkey Posted Dec 22, 2002
Doesn't that depend on how close the speed of the train is to the speed of light - given that the price of raisens is all relative, as Einstein showed in a lesser known but hugely important theory?
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podamonkey Posted Dec 23, 2002
Perhaps, but can it travel in a straight line, and does it go for a kebab afterwards?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
How can light get drunk?
On light beer?
Why are you hitting me?
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podamonkey Posted Dec 23, 2002
I can't decide - is it because of your hat or your shoes?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
What's wrong with my hat?
What's wrong with my shoes?
Is it instead the hat-shoe combination that is displeasing?
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podamonkey Posted Dec 23, 2002
Well, can you think of anywhere where the combination of a pair of diving flippers and a replica moose head with "I ate the sixteen pounder at Dave's Quebec Truck stop" written across it would be considered pleasing?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
Am I not wearing my ususual tricorn?
Am I not wearing my ususual deerskin boots?
Are you accedentally looking in the mirror?
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podamonkey Posted Dec 23, 2002
How could I be?
In the first place, may I draw your attention to the discreet notice that says "There are absolutely no mirrors anywhere on this train"?
And, secondly, the veracity of mirrors on a train moving through space at the speed of light is questionable at best, don't you think?
Care for a raisen?
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
Do I have a raisin to care?
Did you know that "raisin" in the French word for "grape", and that the French equivilant to the English "raisin" translates into "old grape"?
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Existential Elevator Posted Dec 23, 2002
Isn't that a particularly interesting peice of totally useless information<?>
Following that logic, is the french for wine 'very old grape'<?>
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 24, 2002
Don't you realize that "wine" means "vine", and "vintage" means "the age of the wine"?
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- 1801: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1802: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1803: Lady Scott (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1804: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1805: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1806: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1807: podamonkey (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1808: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 21, 2002)
- 1809: podamonkey (Dec 22, 2002)
- 1810: Tonto (Dec 22, 2002)
- 1811: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1812: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1813: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1814: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1815: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1816: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1817: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1818: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1819: Existential Elevator (Dec 23, 2002)
- 1820: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 24, 2002)
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