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Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 81

<towel>

My dealer got busted. You wouldn't *believe* how hard it was to find a new supplier! But I'm fine now, I've got more than enough to see me through today, I promise.


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 82

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

I was iching my herpies


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 83

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

Ime sorry but all that groning makes me laugh


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 84

six7s

Here's a smiley - gift to say I'm sorry Catherine...








whoops...


I mean Sarah smiley - blush


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 85

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

smiley - erm
I'm not late... I'm early for tomorrrow....

Or...

Oh sh*t I wish people wouldn't keep shooting me like that.


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 86

McKay The Disorganised

I once had a kid turn up for an interview wearing a t-shirt that said 'I Hate Work' smiley - weird He didn't get the job.

Neither did the one whose mother came with him - into the office - and answered the questions.

"Well Phillip, why do you think you would like to work in computing"
"I think - "
"Phillip has always been interested in computers, he's always messing about with his Commodore, he took it to bits and then he - "

You get the gist.....smiley - headhurts

Worst think I ever said at an interview ?

"By asking that you are implying that money is more important than people. Surely thats not the case ?"

Silence.........

It was an interview with Barclays. smiley - doh


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 87

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

i've seen someone come in to get the questionaire with their girlfriend, also looking very disreputable in general, at a bank.


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 88

Nomad the mad

im sorry that i didnt let you win the argument


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 89

Mu Beta

Oh, it's there, is it?

B


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 90

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

smiley - erm what was that you were saying, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening....


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 91

philbo baggins

I'm sorry darling, here's a present to make it up to you. What is it? Oh, it's only a
O Cordless drill
O Packet of flavoured condoms
O Set of go-faster stripes for the XR2
(delete as appropriate)

Phil


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 92

philbo baggins

Oops.. did I say "present "?
I meant gift smiley - gift

smiley - smiley

Phil


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 93

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Hey, Honey, sorry I started without you, would you like to join in? (indicating other /lady/ on the bed/sofa/back seat of the car/rocking horse)..


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 94

Cleo

I was going to buy you some flowers to say how sorry I was, but there aren't any florists between the pub and the taxi rank.

(This is true, and once happened to me.smiley - cross )


Worlds Worst...way of apologising to your wife/girfriend

Post 95

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

You should have said you preferred blondes....


Worlds Worst...thing to say on h2g2

Post 96

Tonto

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smiley - winkeye


Worlds Worst...thing to say on h2g2

Post 97

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

The Film is going to be shit....


Worlds Worst...thing to say on h2g2

Post 98

Mu Beta

I want to cancil this account what 2 do

B


Worlds Worst...thing to say on h2g2

Post 99

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Goo stinks...


Worlds Worst...thing to say on h2g2

Post 100

Existential Elevator

Thingite


*hides* smiley - winkeye


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