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Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 61

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

Oh, that's not MY CV, I just found it onthe Internet....


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 62

Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c


"Thanks for giving me this interview Mr Friedman. This is quite a coincidence, the girl I sh*g**d last night was called Freidman too. She was really hot but a bit easy for me. In fact she said her dad was a lawyer too... uh-oh."


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 63

Tonto BA (Hons)

You're lucky I turned up, I don't usually bother!"


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 64

Sick Bob. (Most recent incarnation of the Dark Lord Cyclops. Still lord and master of the Anti Squirrel League and Keeper of c

"Wow, I can't beleive I made it here on time. I was like sooo stoned last night" smiley - winkeye


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 65

Crazy Man

Well, I have a very bad sleeping disorder.... smiley - zzz .....oh, sorry, you don't really like that, do you?


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 66

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

::While staring hard at your Palm III::

B*****d, wrong tile....


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 67

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

So, like, what does this company do again?


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 68

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

Actually, I'm only here for the donuts. *munch, munch* I'll just be going now...


Worlds Worst...Things to say in a job interview

Post 69

Crazy Man

I came here for a water fight smiley - winkeye, and I won't leave without one

:At interviewer:*squirt, squirt...SPLASH*

Ha ha ha ha ha......wait, can I still get the job?


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 70

Tonto BA (Hons)

New topic - Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

The dog ate the car keys.


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 71

Crazy Man

me were so p*ssed last late nigh....::Fall over::


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 72

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

My wife/husband made me a better offer smiley - winkeye


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 73

six7s

Your wife/husband made me a better offer smiley - winkeye


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 74

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

I would have been on time but my laxative kicked in early.


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 75

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

I have a medicl condishion called workitus brought on by over work


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 76

Tonto BA (Hons)

The viagra hadn't worn off smiley - winkeye


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 77

Crazy Man

Damn, that was one hell of a hangover...


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 78

Tonto BA (Hons)

The goldfish bit my wife!


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 79

Crazy Man

I got swallowed by a smiley - sheep


Worlds Worst...Excuse for being late for w**k!

Post 80

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

My mother wouldent let me leave


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