h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::To sign up to the thingites - just think of a title for yourself - leave your name and you will be added to the roster shortly.::

ok well I'm now know as:

xanthippi; the nut with the scythe

xanthippi - the nut with the scythe, hereby pro-claimed!

*bangs gabble*

Welcome to The Clan.

Join us in the "No, no, no" thread

Clive

finally I tried once before but it didn't work for some reason. sigh.

but I'm happy now.

sorry occassionaly my organisation slips and I miss applications. If that was one of yours I apologise. Anway, all fixed now.

Well thank you for correcting it. and for talking to me. I'm new so I'm trying to catch up on conversations before joining any.

Don't even try in the "No No No" thread... 'twon't work... just jump right in!!!

I noticed. I read the first page then skipped to the end to see how long it was and almost fainted...note to self: eat more junk food. I am reading all of the B.O.E. really long, I'm in the mid thousands and it goes up to alomost eight thousand! Well it might take awhile but it is funny. Those tortures are classic.

Wait till you get to the squishies!

squishies????

I always enjoyed having to empty the pool of out noxious chemicals.

Noxious chemicals, wow I have a lot to look forward to. When exactly can I expect to read about these things?

from post # 209.

Hmm. Interesting, so I have already read that part. It did seem slightly familiar but that is how the Boardroom functions, with posion and such. By the way do you spend much time there. Recently you drop by and leave again immediately. When you posted everyday it was more interesting, now they don't do that much. And you are important to them. Please come back.

Well see, its true I've not been through the BoE in some time. I'll have a word with the 'senior partners', they may have stock options they want to sell off, assets to liquidate - there's an annual general meeting next week in the 10th level of Hades. We can raise Hell then

Clive

WONDERFUL, Where can I find these levels of Hades? . Of course I assure you I'm not looking to harm anyone, especially not with my scythe
scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe scythe

Bl**dy peasant!

*Stands by with hosepipe, ready to clean up the blood*

I'll show you the violence inherent in the sytem!

Have at thee!

I trust you're not aiming that HaveAtThee at me, your warlordship?

Just Ralph. your quite safe.