h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ralph, 'wich' has another h as in which and 'anouncement' has a double n as in announcement. Both mistakes are on your llama page!

Would you like ice with that?

thats a good idea nefarious sheep and all...

but we dont want our bar to be thought of as a shady establishment (it will later but as of now we olny have about four people coming to it on a steady basis. one of them being the owner.)

but we could send the MA (mammal army) s ninja weasels to do it... yes... yes... theyr already known to be nefarious...

speaking of which would anyone like to join? your still early enough so that you could get a very high rank, fourth or fith. just go to badger sheep weasel command complex on the manifesto conversation list and apply.(shameless propaganda i know. its the last time i do it i promise)

*realizes he is alone, so he sweeps up the place, restocks the selfserve bar, and replaces the almost bursting piggy bank with an empty one.*

i need a .

*gets one and sits by the window.*

ahhhhhhhhhhh

i like the middle of nowhere, its quiet and you can see the stars very well... unlike massachucetts...

scuse me...
mind if i join you?

*dressed in army fatigues, and form to join mammary army filled out neatly, stands nervously by his table, thinking maybe he 'vanted to be alone' *

no its fine. If you want to join the MAMMAL army you should probably go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F63252?thread=506985 and put in your application (IE i want to join) and you will be officially ratifyed into our nefarious society. care for a drink?

yeah, go on then depth charger please bartender... double.
thanks

just got a bit of a thirst on *titters bashfully*
i won't be discriminated against cos of these? * looks hopefully at him over her impressive double zed's...*
they were a present from a doctor friend and i'd hate to have to be with out them

hey
you don't need lapdancers in here do you? or someone to tend your sheep?

you wont be discriminated...

just so you know... its a self serve bar... just put the money in the piggy bank. and i dont know if we need lapdancers but oyu can deffinately take care of the sheep, they can get lonely and cold at night.

oops wrong link for the NMA this is the right one http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F63252?thread=510363

Lapdancers, in here?! There are plenty of bars in Lappland for that. However, the sheep,(of the 4 and 2 legged type) may benefit from certain...attentions. (mutters and shuffles to the bar, salutes the new piggy, a Wedgewood model I see, has a single shot of rum then pours a pint of stout)

Now Phil what's this Mammal military outfit you keep mentioning? I suppose I could always follow the link.....,but later. Let me look through my favourite bow window at the falling leaves swirling down to the ground. There are a few sheep out there mostly lying down.

Lapis! I hadn't noticed those!

is that free drink still avalible - i didn;t know ity was so hard to teach people flux.


Ow my head Please for the love of little fishies (and the avoidance of large pirahnas)

CW

or ?

Hi Ralph, nice to meet you. If the customer's not sure what he/she/it wants, they can either wander behind the bar themselves or send one of the trained badgers downstairs to get a bottle of choice wine.
I'm going to have a large port and settle into my favourite window seat.

I think I'll have a Cuba Libre.

It's a nice view out of this bow window. "cheers"

The view up the valley's fantastic especially the way the light changes with the scudding clouds. Now where are Phil's?

Probably just goating around.

OOOwww Ewe would say that! Now, I don't know if you've ever had the WOOL pulled over your eyes, OK, I'll stop trying to RAM these awful puns down your throat.

How's your drink?

am i interupting pun-fest?

in the spirit of sheep... ill have a drink (i couldent really think of anytihing else in honor of sheep)

Well Phil, you could have had a Lamb's Navy Rum!

By the way, I took a look at the link you suggested but it's not really my . No, I'm quite content to see who occasionally wanders in here. We haven't officially given a name to this pub. "Badgers Arms"?

"Shepherd's Rest"? "Middle of Nowhere Inn"?

Any suggestions? When's the Christmas tree coming? It's only eight weeks to go!

Have you spoken to Farmer Giles? We need to get some more pigs slaughtered as the bacon and supplies are getting low, scratchings too!

Wanders in hangs a tree off the roof (trunk end up) hasngs it with grenades wanders over to the bar

staggers out to do work