h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

MMMmmm date and walnut

best fishes.... tod

Thanks for the offer of a drink.
Now with a sweet piece of date & walnut, I think I'll have a glass or three of.
Has that furniture arrived yet?
I'll go and sit by the window to see if the are in the top field.Will you join me in some ?
What's that smoke on the brow of the hill?

It's a smoking hut. Y'know, for after the ban.

*looks*

Smoky!

Oh, thanks for the 'tip'.

Smoky the bear?

"wot you lot lookin at?"

sorry i was bored !

Sorry,can you repeat that? I'm MUTTON JEFF

Look at all the sheep

Broom Broom pulls up in her new turbo diesel Nissan patrol and asks for kerb service so she can pose in her new 4 wheel drive

I'd like a glass of Penfolds old granfather port .....hang the expense you only go this deep into debt once every ten years

Hi

*serves the drink*

It's on the house

Messy!

Liking the Chelsea tractor. Do you have a valid reason for that or did you just buy it cos it was pretty?

Why thank you ....though to be honest not sure I would call it a pretty car too big and solid for that it is however eminently practical around here where a lot of the roads are not sealed inclusding the one I drive down to get to our place...just straight red gravel then during the winter they can get pretty boggy I went to get my mail today from the letter box ...it was a round 32k trip past a troop of kangas so another good reason to have the 4 wheel drive with a bull bar on the front hit one of those buggers at a 110 K's and theres the front of your car gone

Ahhh nothing as good as penfolds so whats new

That seems like a valid excuse!!

Nowt much, lots I should be doing but I'm just sitting here drinking coffee and listening to the radio.

Yeah me to I have a stack of homework thats sitting staring at me reproachfully and I can see hubbys lights off in the distance better dish up some dinner mmmmm actually coffee sounds like a good idea got any moccona

pour vous, ma dame juste

*dressed as a waiter*

ahah perfect just what I needed.... so whats up.... by the way nice accent

Thanks..



Well the sky is up, the ceiling....

splat piece of plaster lands on table top..... hayayfi moves down two stools and orders a chocolate eclair ....comfort food that was a close call

*waits for sky to fall in*