h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::To sign up to the thingites - just think of a title for yourself - leave your name and you will be added to the roster shortly.::

shortly? I rather fancy myself as tall and handsom.
You may call me: GentletGarble(mechanic.by.day, eliminator.of.all.things.problematic.by.night)

just not too late at night.

I will campaign tirelessly (well not so much tirelessly as without much sleep) for acceptance of the spork and all which is applicable to things i care about that include but are not limited to things I can't think of right now.
I will be leading a crusade to the pool soon, let me know if i may be of assistance.

Gentlet

GentletGarble - mechanic.by.day, eliminator.of.all.things.problematic.by.night,(also tall and handsome)

hereby pro-claim'ed!

*bangs gabble*

Here is your spork It is useful when in fierce arm to arm combat against infidel Thu*****ites but can also be used for jabbing in stuff and making it go 'ping', it's got a solid handle too for 'bashing stuff until it works.'

Welcome to the clan!

Clive.


P.S - if you wouldn't mind fixing the paddling pool over in no,no,no (or N3 for short) - I'm sure the troops'd appreciate it. They've been so despondent since the generator got knackered in that food fight......

Thanks, I'll drop in and see what can't be done to work the generator up to full paddling. That *is* what it's supposed to do, right?