h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AlsieBoo, resident twister of words, fingers, backs and all other major limbs

Yoohoo, Clive!!

AlsieBoo - Resident Twister of Words, fingers, backs and all other major limbs - hereby pro-claimed!

*bangs gabble*

This is one appointment I'm certainly in favour of making, us warlords get terrible tense in the shoulders you know.

Here is your spork -

Welcome to The Clan!


Clive.

yay!! who's first for a back rub?

*raised eyebrow*

I thought I was the only masseuse you needed, dearheart?

(long story, alsieBoo)

O well... guess my hands won't get so tired then...

we can, ahem, share the duties

yes I was about to post "I would but the high priestess would kill me" only the university internet went down.

Stil I aint gonna complain.

you haven't seen me, so don't get your hopes up, we don't all look like those lovely sweedish masseurs... *goes off dreaming of a leggy blonde*

You wouldn't happen to know any leggy blondes, by any chance?

unfortunately not. I know short blondes, ugly blondes, but no leggy ones. Mores the pity.

Too bad.

Hey! I'm an aromatherapist! I'm not blonde but I do have legs!

Perhaps I should be the Thingite Complementary Practitioner?
That's complEmentary, not complImentary, before any wags wade in with their jolly jokes...

armoatherapy? cool.

I used to like combining frankensence and lavender in my room.

also ylang ylang is rather nifty.

aromatherapy.

There should be a spell checker on here, we all like to spell thinkgs properly and the amount of people it annoys when a simple typo is made...

True enough...

But they won't listen to me.

who do you think they would listen.

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