A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 61

Researcher Squangos

That's not a very nice thing to say. I wouldn't go around saying "Wither Ralph", now would I? Yes, I probably would, but that's still no excuse for you to say Wither Thingites!

OK? I'm not. I've been coughing for over a week, and my throat is sore... And my nose is runny. Not in the "Michael Jackson standing in the sun too long" way. As in the "I've had something like the flu since before December started" way.

Sorry I've not been around much...

OK, this is the end of my message. Look up and you'll see the top of my message. Read down and you'll end up here again. Not exactly Aristotle, but still thought provoking when you're writing at 1:13 and you're still not feeling well! Umm... G'day? Au Revoir? Aloha? S*d off? Leave me alone now? STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 62

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Sorry, I meant Whither Thingites. I think. Now I'm confusedsmiley - wahGet out of my mind!!!


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 63

Researcher Squangos

Do you seriously think I'd go in YOUR mind? My own's messed up enough as it is!!!!


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 64

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Not you! The voices!!


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 65

Researcher Squangos

Oh, alright. I've Googlewhacked, and found The One (Well, at least A One). Unfortunately, I can't register the blasted thing (because it only accepts two words), and I can't contact the guy who set the thing up. So I'm stuck with Tanteriar (With rs replacing ns and vice versa. This is to make sure The One is not destroyed. Please DO NOT POST THE TRUE ONE! EVER!!). So, I need help. Please draw attention to The One.

I've might also have created another One with Tanteriar (Which also should not be posted again. Refer to it and the Other One as Achievement 1 and Achievement 2), so that's two Ones to me (I'll attribute this victory to the Thingite cause instead. WE NEED PUBLICITY. And finding The One(s) is pretty good publicity.). And this is within 15 minutes.


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 66

Researcher Squangos

Sorry, my mistake. I didn't know the rules. The word needs to be in a dictionary, which my word isn't. Which is annoying.


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 67

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermI'm confused.


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 68

Researcher Squangos

No, you're Ralph. And André. Remember? Wonder Llama? Dodo? Does this ring a bell? The previous stuff was me being, well, me. As I can't delete it, I feel really stupid.

So to recap, you're confused, and I'm stupid.

Hello, Confused. I'm Stupid. Pleased to meet you!


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 69

Narapoia

Well I'm Dazed and I'm expecting my mates Bored and Frustrated along any minute now...

*still trying to finish the last ever essay*


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 70

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - rofl


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 71

Narapoia

Yay! Free! Well until the last exam looms, anyhow...

Narapoia, no longer displacing...


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 72

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - applause


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 73

Narapoia

You're too kind, Ralph!


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 74

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*bows*


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 75

Researcher Squangos

I'd say something at this point, but Ralph and André seem happy. And I'm really in the mood to be that mean... But I respect (Really?) that they're happy, and I don't want to interfere (WHAT!? Who's writing this junk?.. ME!? For the love of... I wish the guy who killed Bambi's mother was here, because this is another cutesy Disney moment that needs to be taken care of. URGENTLY.). So I hope you stay happy (JUST GIVE ME THE GUN, I CAN'T STAND THIS!), and have a happy easter (THERE NEEDS TO BE A LAW PROTECTING INNOCENT MISERABLE GITS (Like me.) FROM THIS CUTESY PAP! I'M NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE! GOODBYE, WORLD, WITH YOUR CUTESY DISNEY PAP!)!

*Walks off...*


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 76

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermI'm not cute.


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 77

Narapoia

Cute is not the first word I'd use to describe myself, either. And I can't really see what brought on this tirade of abuse, Bambi's mum etc. Must pop over to PUDDING - haven't been there for a while, been TOO grumpy...


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 78

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

The only person who calls me 'cute' is my girlfriend.


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 79

Narapoia

My other half wouldn't dare. Most people call me scary. I can't begin to imagine why, they just see me as some kind of monster when inside I'm just a pussycat.


I Gladly Dedicate Myself To The Thingite Cause. I Might Become A Sporkite Too, I Just Need To See How This Pans Out

Post 80

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I'm really a monster, but somehow I can't get the idea across to her.


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