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Terranic Army Declaration Of War
spook Posted Sep 5, 2003
why are the sporkites joining with the thingites? Sporkites, join the Terranic army and you can defeat the Thingites and be the supreme rulers of the 
!!!!!!!!!!
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 5, 2003
*fanfare*
*gets a new rocket launcher vest out of tank, puts a machine gun on each head*
HYDRA-TANK!!!
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J Posted Sep 5, 2003
The sporkites are some of the most dedicated thingites! Of course they'll join us
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 5, 2003
plus almost all or all the sporkites are thingites already
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Sep 5, 2003
Of course we'll join the Thingites! We are Thingites! Elite Thingies!
SQUADRON FORWARD!!!
*5 Sporkite tanks rumble forward, blasting great holes in the Terranic ranks*
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J Posted Sep 5, 2003
They're the sister group, yes?
*operatic music plays as the sporkite tanks blast the Terranic ranks*
They have tanks. That's why I'm scared of them...
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Sep 5, 2003
How about "Ride of the Valkries"?
*Sporkite Flak platforms pull into position and begin pouring an incredible weight of s at the Terranic lines*
Sir (Jordan), the enemy heavy weapons have been ripped apart, I reccomend that your troops break cover and charge.
Terranic Army Declaration Of War
J Posted Sep 5, 2003
Speak with the Ostich! I'm an ambassador
*breaks cover and charges anyway*
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Wøñkø Posted Sep 5, 2003
*my werehydra tank comes forth, with 15 heads, 15 machine guns, a mounted laser thing, and a huge rocketlauncher-armor vest-equivalent, capable of shooting 20 of its rockets a second*
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Sep 5, 2003
What's its SPR firing rate?(Sporks per Round)
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AK - fancy that! Posted Sep 5, 2003
i come forward capable of throwing 20 sporks a second
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Sep 5, 2003
Neat! Need a custom tank? We can have one brought forward!
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J Posted Sep 5, 2003
Pah. That's nothing. I can throw 50 SPR by hand
*does. At Terranic Warriors*
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Sep 5, 2003
I repeat, does anyone need a custom tank?
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J Posted Sep 5, 2003
Yup. I could use a coffee making, sandbag stacking tank
Could it also take bodies from the field and put them in the medical hatch for the Thingites and the garbage for the terranic warriors?
Please? 
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Atari - Tok'ra (With my symbiote Jullinar) Posted Sep 5, 2003
*big machine like noises*
*Tank drives onto battlefield*
Would you like that with a Demolisher cannon (Short ranged, incredably destructive) or a battle Cannon (Long ranged, quite powerful)
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J Posted Sep 5, 2003
What works best with sporks?
I like the battle cannon. Preferably both, but I understand the budget constraints
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