h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*adds to the bottom of the sign the words 'to Wonko'*

the walls gone it was made of wood because I said so.

*pushes ak against a differnt wall*

kitty do you wanna do something so that he can't get off the wall when i letgo?

meh. It's a thingite page anyway.

*pours glue down his back*

Is this breaking the treaty?

is glue generally flamable? the wall is a burning mess so I would say attaching me to it would break the treaty, yes

this one isn't burning ... thats y i used it ... and it won't burn unless i say so

also I'd say we're acting on provocation, and in a matter detached from the war.

*holds ak still as kitty poors glue down his back*

*attaches him neatly to the wall, with his feet just off the ground*

Now, would you care to apologise for your cruel slander?

o o please don't apologise yet ... i wanna see what she does

*sighs and picks up a nearby electrical cattle prod*

*throws it casually from hand to hand and waits for him to say something*

speak up ak

*decides he won't crack easily and wanders around to find her box of weevils*

whats a weevil?

small unpleasant bug that squirts a mild acid.

sounds like somethign that builds up gradually, just the right sorta thing for a bit of toture

Well... yes.

It's more sort of a game. My current record is, i think.... 25 or so..