h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That was a little better...

I think you need to practice it a bit.

But 7 out of 10 for effort and 9 out of 10 for making me laugh

*practises for several hours until he has the perfect exit... then leaves*

*in walks the spectre of doom for all thingites. a tall, broad shouldered figure wearing a dark shoal that brushes on the floor as he walks. he walks straight to the nearest window and puts his fist through it. after knocking all the glass from the frame he leans out far and screams in a manner that would make the B5 shadows quiver....*

THUUUUUUUURRRRRSSSSSDAY!

*in walks the spectre of doom for all thingites. a tall, broad shouldered figure wearing a dark shoal that brushes on the floor as he walks. he walks straight to the nearest window and puts his fist through it. after knocking all the glass from the frame he leans out far and screams in a manner that would make the B5 shadows quiver....*

THUUUUUUUURRRRRSSSSSDAY!

*it felt so good he did it twice*

*Looks on impressed*

Well done Creachy. Now wheres the spray paint....

*from his shoal creachy produces 2 boxes of assorted spray paints...*

well, you never know

*Gets one of the cans*

Right I'll start on the T you get the Y

alrighty then

*Starts*

This is going to be huge.

I'd love to see the look on their faces when they get a look at this

*finishes the 'Y' starts on the 'A'*

*Goes on to the U. Takes a swig of a drink*

This is thirsty work... Ah but its work it.

*Finsihes off the U, and notices that Creachy's side is going well*

Ah its all comeing together nicely

"worth it" not "work it"

*Notices a stray 'e' in the coming, and decides to leave it just for the sake of it.*

*flies through the 'D' and starts on the 'S'. changes the colour of the paint to red and lets it run leaving an eery looking letter.*

got any more beer mate?

*Tosses it over to Creachy*

There you go mate. I like what you did with the 'D'

*stands back and takes a look at his handy work. it looks good. takes a large gulp of and congratulates verc on his job. when the thingites return they will see this.*

"THUeRSDAY"

*Finishes off the R*

Hmm... do you think we should do something about that 'e'?

like what