h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Bonjour" to you all, uless you are French, then "Hello". I am "Quixotic", yet I once was called "The Doctor". I am number 79 in the list of the thingite clan as "head of confusion". Will someone please change my name on the list. I would "apologize" for the "inconvienience", however you "spell it", but as the "change" could cause "confusion", that which I am head of, I will "consider it" a "job well done".

To add to your "confusion" I will offer no "explanation" for the "amount of speech marks" used in this message. But I will warn you all, do not read it out or your middle and index fingers will become very tired.

Consider it done.


































































P.S This is not a gurantee.

In other words, he'll get to it when he gets to it.

I have now made a confusion guide entry, and while writing it I achieved campaign enligtenment, which allowed my to found a new campaign. Details of that in a guide entry too.

Also, I don't know whether there really are 40,000 little red dots on the wall in the manifesto, but as HoC I suggest that if there is the one more should be added, this will lead people to ponder what a wall actually is in a cyber context, thus leading to confusion. If there are not 40,000 then well done fellow thingites, you are already well versed in the ways of confusion.

Stop it! You're confusing me!!